#uhno

[impala-dreamer]

Trust? Kinda like you trust that psycho angel? Do even know what trust is?

You have no idea what you're talking about. I trust Michael with my entire soul. You'd be so lucky to find what I've found with Him. Now, run along. I'm busy.

[stagemanagerssaygo]

Promises, promises

My boss is a huge Hamilton fan, and she knows I have a gig this Tuesday managing the Leslie Odom, Jr. concert:

Me: I can’t promise you anything, but if the opportunity is there, I might be able to get you an autograph. Do you have anything you want him to sign?

Her: My bra?

[sleepii-robo]

so i have good news and bad news

the good new is: i finally finished that one part in black mesa that i was stuck in for so long

the bad news is: ... its fucking air strike time...

[justaskboo]

Guess this restaurant... I ordered a deluxe... Which means lettuce and tomatoes added... Dondé esta la lechuga??? And the pickles are bigger than those mini tomato slices... Oh but we've got onions on deck! #UmEw #UhNo #McDonaldsUnhappyMeal #MiniMaters https://www.instagram.com/p/B47xiLjB5_P/?igshid=z9whtx42b8b4

[lady-blackheart]

What in the actual fuck about me says I would ever read this??? #uhno #hellno #couldyouknowmeless #witchywoman #blackheartsway https://www.instagram.com/p/BpV8vpsn9KG/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=183hg0l12hyk0

[mitchellkriegman]

No! No! A thousand times. I don’t - know - why, but I didn’t feel encouraged to eat there. #nonono #uhno #nonohknow #uhoh https://www.instagram.com/p/BnuJ-owlbMI/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1wd6zfwrjd3nz

[ignantgeek]

And will dead ass have the new chick stalking you swearing you still want them. Lol. 😹😹😹😹🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀 #uhno #igetwhatiwant #beatittito #beyhive #pettywap #facts #quitlurking #moveon #so2000andlame #throwbacklosers #forgetfuljones #forgetmeso

[wisecore-blog1]

#uhno #nothanks #nothanksimgood #uhnothanksmom #tryingtonotbethatscary (at Target)