#ultimate dave

[ultimatedave]

11.

[derseprinceoftbd]

Has anyone ever designed an Ultimate Jade, Jane, or Troll?

Dirk, Dave, and Rose exist. I've seen Ultimate Jake, Roxy, and John (from this person https://www.reddit.com/r/homestuck/s/D4uDZOUfYC), and even an Aradia, who I guess is the one Troll I've seen. Seriously wondering if these are out there, especially the Jade, since I am writing a sort of fanfic involving that.

Edit:

My idea for her is, and I quote (link inserted haphazardly, it's a clean text insert link in the doc):

"Jade would transform in a flash of green light, emerging with her hair regrown longer than ever (plus the streaks of white (and dog tail) fanart occasionally depicts her with), her hood gone in exchange for a witch’s hat (https://www.tumblr.com/meraki-sunset/699653830534643712/happy-halloween-the-witchs), the underside/inside of her skirt, sleeves, and the hat turning green, and her Prospit moon symbol in white in place of her Space symbol; she would have become her Ultimate Self."

[alekk2018]

[rotaryphoam]

robo dave

[m39]

Beyond Canonical Extravaganza - YEAR 1: Chapter 11

A moment of silence for this poor bastard.

I forgot how fast I am while making reviews/first impressions related to Homestuck. Maybe because they are small in content, maybe something else.

Anyway, we are still in the Meat timeline… I think. It’s not completely stated if Alt!Callie and her crew are in this timeline but hey! It’s not Candy (asides from a small cameo from the Epilogues) so big thumbs up from me already.

Remember the Davebot from Candy cesspool? The one who is supposed to be the Ultimate version of Dave? Yeah? Then have a look:

Even though I saw his design coming, I’m still shocked at how he looks. I was expecting him to look closer to his original God-Tier outfit, closer to how Rosebot looks but nope, something completely different. I’m not saying he looks bad, far from it, I think he looks sick as fuck. I’m just surprised that he looks different than I could imagine.

Aradia is, of course, also here. She’s fucking adorable in these space/cherub-themed pajamas.

I’m kinda struggling between deciding if she or Neppers is my 2nd most favorite Post-Scratch Troll. I warmed up for her after a while.

Alt!Calliope is still the same, mostly non-humorous cherub. I like how Davebot interrupts her pretentious narration without even trying:

Also, she has some sass despite all the odds against it.

There is also, of course, dialogues worth mentioning. For instance, there is a dialogue that mentions Aradia’s adventures in Pesterquest:

I honestly forgot if this stuff that she said happened since I played her route almost a year ago when Volume 8 was released and my memory is iffy sometimes. Also, Calliope says that the Pesterquest events were non-canon (which now that I think about, it’s more like a dubiously-canon stuff like in Homestuck^2’s case) so some of the more nonsensical stuff like Sollux being Trans (which contradicts the bipolarity-related joke about him possibly having two dicks) should, more likely, be taken with a grain of salt.

There is also this dialogue spoken by Calliope:

Call me an idiot but I think that it indicates that Calliope can possess multiple bodies at the same time and that headache at the very last page of this chapter indicates that it happens right when Meat!Jade is fighting her over the control of the former’s body.

And that’s pretty much it. Getting rid of K*** was a good choice. This chapter seems to be even better than the last one and let me remind you that I found the last chapter good. It also looked like the writers tried to minimalize the use of the purple prose addict calling themselves the narrator.

But unfortunately, I’m afraid this is going to be the last good update of YEAR 1. Because the next is Chapter 12 and… It’s pretty clear what it is about since people were not subtle about it...

You are holding your head. You are frightened to the bones.

sigh

Let me tell you something folks, this is how the nearest future will look like:

Yyyeeeaah… I’m gonna check with Liquid Bogan if we have enough alcohol and guns for the next few days. Let’s hope there will be more of the former.

See you next time.

[dirkcaptor-edits]

Here you go, hope you like it!

[moddux2]

[whatsmyisyours]

TW: NOOSE!!

Teaser for the homestuck animatic. It will not be a full one since I also want to post it on tik tok. :3