Guys listen to this.
Went to archery today, normal Saturday morning, doing a sport and what not. but on the first round one of my arrows missed, mainly because I haven’t shot in two months. while looking for this arrow I realised that the two guys on my targe looked a lot like Ryan and Shane from Buzz Feed Unsolved. (ya know, one really tall, pale and skinny guy, the other short, tanned and tiny.)
anyway, while looking for my arrow the smaller guy said “I’m betting ultimate dimensions. that’s why we can barely find arrows.” The other guy replied with “that’s not how things work.”
few rounds later, still looking for my dammed arrow, the shorter guy said “so what do you think happened.” and the taller guy replied “the grass is very long, so it’s just lost.” the look-a-like Ryan then said “yeah but what if some arrows fly really fast and pierce through dimensions.” look-a-like Shane dramatically gestured to the grass saying “grass! Will! Very long grass!”
I swear I could hear the piano of the theme song.