the mushrooms told me it was worth it

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[okthatsgreat]

why are scissors packaged the way they are it’s like they’re taunting us. Oh wow this is such a difficult awful packaging to get through that seems to cause physical damage to your hands as some sort of sick self defense mechanic, if only i had something to help get through it, something sharp perhaps

[okthatsgreat]

what sort of sick twisted game is it trying to play here

[okthatsgreat]

LEAVE ME ALONE

[lakevida]

its like they always say: Id rather be eating oranges in the shower than imprisoned in a tower

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

you deserve a life you aren’t constantly recovering from

[animentality]

[mercining]

Sometimes, when the situation is absurd, I look at the invisible camera to break the fourth wall and address the spectators of my life

[arcanumnyx]

I don't want AI. I don't want meaningless wars. I don't want fast fashion. I want old growth forests. I want glaciers. I want coral reefs. I want clean water and air. I want bees. I want animals to be protected and not endangered. I want a thriving wildlife population. I want A FUTURE for the following generations.

[mxmuffin]

I love this gif. Me when I need my stool

[slavicafire]

Daguerreotype portraits dated 1850-1860.

[steveyockey]

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

[quakerjoe]

[mildmayfoxe]

1) any stretching is better than no stretching

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are

[pangur-and-grim]

my humours have balanced. I have become mentally normal again

[pangur-and-grim]

no, mentally normal people can still write spider sex books

[teaboot]

YOU

[galaxywarp]

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

[nightvaleofficial]

[singetailsaremyfav]

I love how Hookfang can go from brutally shaking Snotlout around like a ragdoll to frantically trying to find Snotlout when he’s missing

[wosp-reactivated]

Once the dead horse decomposes, you're gonna wish you beat it more

[fairycosmos]

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

[beansfrombeans]