#ultimate troll

[stlechamans]

got his ass

[angstymilfy]

[the-sauce-engine]

i think about how the last stand added a bunch of weapon skins that are so obscure they might as well be unused

[lo-flo-jen]

Shippers begging Sunrise to wake ~Queen Pickled Rin~ and let her speak to Sesshomaru:

SUNRISE: 

[kaceyrambles]

lol get pranked bro #2

[thosewhogotawayandthosewhodidnt]

it was three people. and they carried the biggest cannon in the world to spain. so, it was two boys and one girl. and they carrying the cannon, ehhh, to the highest mountain in spain. so, the first boy, you know, they are on top of the mountain, and the first boy, he, point the cannon to this castle. and so, so, so, so so, he, so he, he say to the second boy, all right, hand me the cannonbol! and so, so, so, so, so the second boy, he say, ehhhh, I thought you had them! so, so, then, listen, so, so, the, so listen, so, so the boy turn to the girl, and she say don’t look at me! you know, because, eh, they could not shoot! they, uh, they had the cannon, but, they, they could not, they had no cannonball! they could not shoot! do you understand? thank you very much

[gershwinn]

Recurring event: cole sitting around scrolling on his phone, bored because lili is filming. opens his lili folder (you know he’s got one) gets stuck on one particular photo and goes: i should post this one with a vague description or emoji and watch the fandom explode while i enjoy my improved instagram aesthetic 

[incorrect-wormquotes]

Skitter: What are all these dead bodies doing here?

Jack Slash: Honestly? Not much.