Robert: ...If I go down, you're gonna break my fall!
Chase: Word to the wise, Robert: don't write checks your butt can't cash.
Robert: Hear me loud and clear, Chase! You bite me, I'll bite back.
Chase: You talk the talk, Robs, but do you walk the walk?
Sonar, interrupting: Argh! Enough already!
{The scene pans out to show they're playing Clue, everyone looks tired and frustrated.]
Golem: Can one of you just admit to being the killer already so we can go home?!
R/n: Seriously, I got a math test tomorrow....
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[this reader is Golem' girlfriend she's a year younger than him (they met when Golem was 10 and she was 9)She works in the SDN's mail room and is repeating her last year of High school after getting into an accident the year before, R/n doesn't have any powers but.. she is in an Ultraman situation, She's sharing her body with an alien that grows giant and fights kaiju and hostile aliens. No one knows about that until much later.]
{Digimon crossover: X catches R/n and Taiga before they go to investigate digital wave sighting.]
X: I-..*ahem* I was wondering if perhaps I could accompany you on your outing?
R/n: I wouldn’t mind it, but didn’t you have plans with Daichi, I thought you guys were participating in the Offline Arena?
X: Um...Normally yes, but Daichi has put the plans on hold until the other teams have gained a bit more...Experience.
R/n: Your Digimon are too high-leveled and now everyone’s too scared to battle you, am I right?
{X sheepishly nods.]
Taiga: We could trade places! X can help you out in field and I can go help my dad out at the academy, I’m sure he won’t mind.
X: You don’t have to do that Ta-
{Taiga suddenly pulls X aside out of R/n's hearing range.}
Taiga, Whispering: Dude! Are you serious right now?
X: What?
Taiga: When’s the last time you and R/n have been alone together? I’m doing you a favor man, take it!
X, blushes realizing what Taiga means: Oh.
{The two go back to R/n, she looks at them both with suspicion.]
X: I’ll go speak to Taro and will return to you shortly.
R/n, to Taiga: What were you two whispering about?
Taiga: Sorry Chief. Can’t tell you, guy code, everything's confidential.
R/n, flatly: uh-huh....
{A few moments later X returned with the go ahead from Taro, Taiga went to the training grounds to help his dad and X accompanied R/n and her Digimon on their mission.}
[later, R/n and her boyfriend are getting to go home when the realization hits her.]
R/n: Oh shit, I think he was asking me out.
Golem: Who was?
R/n: That crypto guy you work with, I guess he doesn't know I'm 19, 'cos when I told him I was in high school he thought I was under age and it scared him off. *chuckles* it was funny!
[Golem's eyes darkened and he whirled around just as Sonar was leaving the SDN building.]
Golem: *Growls and rushes towards Sonar* I'M GONNA KILL YA!
Sonar: Oh shit! *runs away*
R/n and Mebius's projected form stare in disbelief: ...
[Robert comes out of the elevator just in time to see a panicked Sonar running passed him followed by a pissed off Golem, he sighs and follows after them.]
[Mebius and R/n are protecting the city from a hostile alien robot.]
Robert, Winces after Mebius gets kicked in the groin: Ooh! Right in the...
Invisigal: In the what? Does he even have anything there?
(They watch as the giant alien whimpers and doubles over in pain resting a hand against a building for support.)
Robert: I'll take that as a yes.
[In Mebius's ultra space R/n is doubled over in pain holding her crotch, She and Mebius have a symbiotic relationship he can feel her pain and she feels his.]
R/n, crying: Oh..crap, I feel like I gotta to apologized to every guy I accidentally hit in the nuts...
Dispatch Ultraman crossover: Golem x Reader x Platonic! Mebius pt. 2
pt. 1 here
[Image sources from the ultraman wiki]
[R/n is stuck in traffic on her scooter, there was small jam further up the road and she was bored, R/n started leaning on her handle bars while examining the strange device Mebius given her so they can transform.
the Mebius brace, she was worried when it first appeared on her arm. Aside from making her look like a some kind of Flambae fangirl what with it's flame design and all, it looked like a toy, that could be confiscated...
But Mebius assured her the brace gives off an ocular dampening field, so only she can see it. While R/n was contemplating all this her thought process was interrupted by the SDN announcing a Kaiju alert! And started ordering people to evacuate the area...
Except R/n didn't, Mebius instructed her to go to the scene but to stay out of sight... when they got to the Kaiju's emergence zone Mebius paused when he saw the kaiju's size.]
Mebius:....That's him?
R/n: ...Why do You seemed kind of disappointed there, Mebs?
Mebius: I'm not, its just... The kaiju from my dimension tend to be a bit...bigger?
R/n: How much bigger are we talking here?
[Suddenly there's a loud deafening explosion from the emergence zone, that sent the heroes and the kaiju they were fighting flying as a cloud of smoke enveloped the area. when the smoke cleared R/n eyes widened in horror at the giant horned dinosaur like creature standing before her.]
Mebius: Oh about they're that big.
R/n: What the fuck?
Mebius: It's a Gomora.
R/n: It's gotta be 100 feet tall.
Mebius: 140 actually...
[the Torrance Kaiju the heroes were currently fighting was about 30 feet tall and it was fully grown! R/n watched in shocked as said smaller kaiju was crushed by the Gomora's foot as it started making its way towards the city.
Mebius snapped R/n out of her shock telling her it was time for action! He showed her how to use the Mebius brace and in a flash of light ultraman Mebius arrived in Torrance.]
[Everyone who was watching the fight were in shock and awe of the silver giant that suddenly appeared from a pillar of light as it bravely stood in front of the new Kaiju...]
R/n, in Mebius's ultra space: Oh...Fuck me, we are very high up!!
{R/n leaned against an invisible wall in fear as Mebius's body copied her movements, confusing the spectators as they watched the giant that was once standing so bravely a second ago cower up against a building.]
Mebius: R/n, please focus I know it's disorienting but we need to get this guy away from the city, so we don't any unwanted damage! 'Cos we only got three minutes to pull this off.
R/n, stop shaking: Three minutes?!
{Mebius's body suddenly shot into the air towards Gomora slamming his hands into the kaiju's stomach and pushed it toward the sea (I have no idea how write fight scene.) Cut to Mebius and R/n using Mebium shoot on Gomora making it explode.]
{Once they were done Mebius's color timer started going off indicating that it was time to go, with that Mebius jumped up into the sky and tried to fly away but was immediately pursued by Phenomaman, Flambae and Sonar. Luckily the silver giant out sped them and the three lost sight of him pretty quickly.
Cut to R/n laying on a grassy hill by a road a few miles from the battle ground, she was staring up at the sky in a daze as Mebius's projected form stood over her looking concerned.]
Mebius: Are you going to throw up again?
R/n: No, I think I'm on empty now.
Mebius: Well, as most first days go... I think it went pretty well!
R/n: Really? Or are you just saying that?
[Before Mebius could answer someone called out to R/n the girl sat up and looked around bemused before looking up towards the sky to see Phenomaman slowly descending towards her, R/n was a little shocked that he knew her name!]
R/n: Woah, hello, Phenomaman, sir. It's good to uh... er...how do you know my name?
Phenomaman: Golem told me, he found your Vespa abandoned near the site of Kaiju incident and was worried something had happened, he has the whole Z-team looking for you and has attempted several phone calls.
[R/n checks her phone and sees 60 missed calls and messages, and felt her heart sink. Golem must've been losing his marbles right now! Phenomaman offered to take R/n back to SDN where Golem was waiting as soon as the construct saw his girlfriend he stood up and ran over to her and scoop her up in a tight but careful hug.]
Golem, checking R/n over: Are you okay?
R/n: Yeah, I'm fine just a little shook up from being airborne.
Golem: Why didn't answer your phone?
R/n: I forgot to take it off silent after I left the library, sorry.
[Later, R/n was seeing news reports about the Kaiju attack in the bay earlier and the mysterious giant that appeared, Golem seems to have become an instant fan of the giant as he described how cool it look, Mebius's mini projected form was sitting on R/n's shoulder was acting all bashful while felt her cheeks burn.]
