#ultviolette's ask

[ultraviolettefan]

I wanted to share this but I am a little too anxious to post it to my own blog so you get it now! :3 Also, I think you'd like it at least a little bit.

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But just, thinking about Bruce with a clingy baby. Just a chubby little tot, so full of joy and whimsy, that loves mama Bruce so so so SO much! The little darling is crawling/wobbling their way to Bruce as soon as he gets too far away (which, let's be real, it's probably not even 3 feet), babbling all the while, having so much to say because mama is so warm and gives them so many kisses and where is he going? What's mama doing over here?

Then also, the poor thing crying because Bruce had to leave and couldn't take them with him (whether because it was too dangerous to bring them along or just because how fast Bruce had to leave), pounding their little fists at papa's big chest because they don't want papa right now, they want mama! They do eventually calm down but they are obviously still upset about Bruce not being there.

I bet these kinds of situations are even worse when both Bruce and Clark are gone. They try their hardest to make sure at least one of them is home or has the baby, which is partly why Bruce took some extra time off from Batman (unless there's a big, world ending emergency ofc) but sometimes they need him to.

Anyway! That's one of the main thoughts I've been having lately about Mama Bruce. I hope you like it and I also hope your day/night is going well!

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*Edit: Said baby with dad:

You're right, Anon! I absolutely love this!! I've always had this headcanon that Bruce is just a baby magnet! All babies, whether they're his or not, love him. They just see this man, full of scars and built like a double fridge and are like: "a'ight bet."

I also shared this reel with capricious-bastard13 (too shy to tag them) when I was sharing Washed Up Celebrity AU with them. Basically Damian is a velcro baby—there's no Clark or any "papa" in the picture yet, but imagine if Bruce is busy with work—or training to take over Wayne Enterprises and he can't have Damian crawling and drooling all over him no matter how much he wants to, his hands are just too full right now!

So he hands baby Damian to Dick who's mature enough to carry his baby brother—they stay in Bruce's office, and baby Damian is just staring at his mama point blank as if Bruce has just betrayed him like he couldn't believe how easily mama had just handed him off to this cretin (he loves big bro, but not as much as mama, unfortunately).

Damian just stares at Bruce the entire time until Bruce decides to take him back.

I love love LOVEEEEE this HC (and AU) SO muchhh

[ultraviolettefan]

Just found your blogs, do you have anymore thoughts or ideas about pregnant Tim, or Tim with his babies after delivering??? Thank you for your past posts about it, so cuuuute!!

Well my idea of pregnant Tim mainly stems from this post.

Omegaverse DCU where Tim's an omega and Kon's his alpha and their first baby is accidental—TimKon did not plan for that baby—hell, maybe I'll even say that they're not even in their 20s yet. Tim's a young dame—maybe he gets pregnant in his second year as Red Robin (~18-19)

TimKon isn't the healthiest relationship yet (It would take them years to "get it right). So that pregnancy compilation post? Yeah that's Tim being stressed as fuck and hormones and pain and whatever else attacking him left and right—so you really gotta forgive the guy for being such a bitch to his family sometimes.

But anyway, despite the tumultuous pregnancy and the horrific labour, the pup came out all at peace and everything, didn't even cry, just got pushed out of there and was so chill the doctors were almost scared.

He gets severe post-partum though—but momma Bruce helps him through it. I don't have any names reserved for the four pups yet, all I know is that they're going to be three boys and a girl, for the second gender I'm still debating on that.

About the delivery, I imagine Tim, out of such excruciating pain, just ends up screaming and cussing Kon out—telling him that he's not allowed to touch him again until the next decade.

Doctors had to kick him out because it was becoming counterproductive at that point. Tim demanded for his momma and sister (Cass).

I also imagine Tim, since it's his very first pregnancy, to have very strong and specific cravings—like imagine him craving fried chicken and it has to be a specific side of a specific part.

At KFC

Damian, in-line: "Is there anything you'd like, Dra- Tim?"

Tim (8 months pregnant): "I want chicken."

Damian, trying his hardest to be patient with his pregnant brother: "... Yes, that's why we're here. Is there anything else?"

Tim, staring dead-straight at Damian: "Fried. The leg part"

Damian: "Okay, that seems reasonable."

Tim: "It has to be the left leg."

Damian: "What?"

Tim: "It has to be the left leg, Damian!"

Damian: "How the hell are we supposed to know if it's the left leg or not?!"

Tim, in tears: "I DON'T KNOW! BUT IT HAS TO BE THE LEFT LEG!!!!"

Damian: *Sighs*

Or!

Tim: "Mamm I want a Batburger."

Bruce, rubbing Tim's sore feet: "Okay sweetheart I'll-"

Tim: "But I want a lesbian to make it."

Bruce: "...."

Tim: "Cass, more preferably."

Bruce: "....."

Bruce, sighing: "Okay."

*Later*

Cass, at the counter: "Hello, welcome to the Bat Diner...."

Tim (giddy), giggling: "Omg hi Cassie!"

Tim: "I want a batburger please! Oh! And a strawberry milkshake!"

Cass, trying not to cry because this is the first time she's seen her brother genuinely happy this week: "Right away, sir."

Bruce, thinking it was a good decision to buy Bat Diner: *In tears*

Tim: *Happy pregnant noises* (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

[ultraviolettefan]

Incorrect quotes for the Batfam: the bat kids make these kinds of photos of their dad

https://www.tumblr.com/januariat/817376418456616960

LMFAOOOOO Imagine the Batkids are just posting these pics of Bruce with quotes on them on their official accounts HAHAHA

Obvs the person who starts it all is Jason as soon as he's legally considered alive again.

Jason, posting a pic of Bruce standing at the top of the stairs with his dramatic asf velvet robe: [Everything will be alright in the end. If it's not, then it isn't the end. Keep going.]

He posts it literally the day after he's been brought back to "legally alive" status. Everyone is so fucking confused but Jason just keeps posting.

Jason,posting a pic of Bruce coming home shit-faced drunk with mascara running down his face: [They ask if I'm okay... little do they know... I'm supercalifragilisticexpialidocious]

And that shit keeps going. Bruce has no idea that these photos of him are being posted. He also has no idea that certain Wayne-related lingerie clothing lines have all sold out of velvet robes after the first post. Runny mascara has also become a trend at some point.

[ultraviolettefan]

Cassandra using sign language as her main/preferred form of communication, prompting for other teen hero’s so learn sign language, BUT this caused the creation of new signs being created for Gen Z terms and phrases that don’t exist in mainstream sign language (it all feels like an inside joke). So when she’s talking with her dad (Bruce) he’s at a loss and feels like when Dick started using Bludhaven slang all over again.

(This is prompted by me and my friends learning auslan and then trying to come up with signs for femboy, discord kitten, and reddit)

This is me with Gen Alpha slang/jokes. Even though I made a 6-7 joke here, I still don't actually know what's so funny about it (nobody explain it to me. I'd rather be blissfully ignorant). It doesn't help that I'm surrounded by children all going "SIX-SEVEN!!" and "TUNGTUNGTUNGSAHUR" like wtf even is that- anyway:

Tim: "No- see, I'm pretty sure he meant to do that!" Cass (signing): "You're capping" Bruce: ??? Tim (signing): "I lowkey wish I was, but nah." Tim (signing): "He ate that though." Damian (signing): "Lowkenuinely, he's like, the CEO of glow-ups." Jason (signing): "Nahh too far fam. Timmy's still the CEO of glowups, frfr" Dick: "?? A-am I having a stroke?" Bruce: "I think we both are, chum."

[ultraviolettefan]

LMAOOOOO your hyper fertile bruce is awesome holy fuck i honestly i was speechless when i first read it omg-

anyway after reading the tags i noticed the kids have nicknames for each other but what about damian? i know you said he was the only one who was made "properly" but do his siblings give him a nickname so he doesn't feel left out or nah?

They call him "Normie" HAHAHAHAHAHA Tim started the nickname and everybody else just started using it on him whenever they'd argue with him 😭😭😭

Damian acts all annoyed but he likes it deep down. Makes him feel like he belongs.

Other nicknames for the kids are:

Dick: Broom Closet, Broom, Broomster, Closet.

Duke started the Broomster thing after Dick started dating Wally, Jason has always called Dick "Broom Closet". Has him saved on his phone as "Big Bro B.C.", Cass just calls him Broom, or if she doesn't wanna speak she just grabs the nearest broom and pokes him with it.

Jason: Arkham Asylum, Asylum, Arkham, Table, Assy

It started with Arkham Asylum until it got shortened into either Asylum or Arkham. Cass calls him Assy whenever she gets too lazy to say his name or Asylum. Damian got the confidence to call him Table, and whenever Dick and Jason are on a mission as Nightwing and Red Hood, Dick would point at A.A. whenever they're near it and say "Hey, wanna visit daddy dearest?" It usually ends with Red Hood chasing Nightwing down through the rooftops with Nightwing laughing maniacally. But if anyone else calls Jason any of these nicknames best believe they're gonna get their asses jumped if the big Bat hasn't gotten to 'em first.

Cass: Economy, Econ, Aeroplane, Seatbelts.

To be fair, no one's really dared to call Cass any of these nicknames to her face, but she knows she has them. She saw Tim's phone and saw that he had her saved as "Seatbelt Sign: Off". She kinda found it funny so she let him live.

In any case, you'll never see Cassandra Wayne boarding a commercial plane. She's borrowing either of her parents' private ones (Khoa spoils the fuck outta her).

Tim: Sandwich, 2-in-1, Threebie, 1-2-3, Britney, Bat burgers.

2-in-1 was because Steph has a first-hand witness to Tim's caffeine addiction, 1-2-3 is the shortened version of "Ready, set, go!" And it got shortened even more to "Threebie" because again, Cass got lazy. Sandwich came from Dick but a lot of the times Red Hood and Red Robin would go to the Bat Diner after teaming up and Jason just started calling him Bat burgers or "Burgie" as a play-on the words bourgeoisie.

Damian was a little smart with "Britney" it literally took Tim days to figure out why until one night, as he was blasting his playlist while solving cases, he hears it. "One, two, three, not only you and me, got one eighty degrees, and I'm caught in between." It was a fucking Britney Spears song! Tim had no choice but to respect it.

Damian: Normie, Mix-and-Match, Lost-and-Found, Doorstep.

So while Dick was screaming at Bruce like "how could you???" And "what do you mean you got TALIA AL GHUL pregnant?! You can do that?!", Tim was the first one to come up to Damian and say, "Welcome home, Normie." At first Damian didn't understand it and thought Timothy was mocking him, but after months of being with them, he realized it was kind of like his "baptism" into the family—specifically his siblings. "Mix-and-Match" because Jason noticed how Bruce and Talia's genes were literally fighting for dominance in Damian's features. While he has great facial harmony, he can see Bruce's and Talia's features in equal parts. His eyes are literally teal. A mix of blue and green. Sometimes the green is more prominent than the blue, but with the right lighting it looks like he has Bruce's blue eyes.

Lost-and-Found came from Dick and Cass shortened it to "Loaf". He's saved in her phone with a picture of a bread loaf. It got replaced by Alfred the Cat loafing later.

Doorstep was Steph's idea and she calls him "Lil Steppie" LMFAO

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[ultraviolettefan]

Hi! I really enjoy your writing and thought to share this with! No pressure to do this or anything just a for fun thought. I hope you have a nice day/night and thank you for all the wonderful stories!<3

So you know how Dick and Jason are typically said to have a thing for red heads. Now imagine if Ollie was more of a strawberry blonde when he was younger/when arrowbat were dating. Cue the batfamily and any of their respective partners you want absolutely losing their minds at it possibly being hereditary.

LMFAOOOOO I LOVE THIS

Dick: "Hey, have you seen B?" Jason, gesturing around him: "Do I look like I've moved from this bed since yesterday?" Dick: "I was just asking you a question, no need to be such a bitch about it." Groans. Jason, rolling his eyes: "Since you got your answer, leave. I'm trying to read." Dick, raising his brow: "Nah, you're coming with me." Jason: Long, irritated groan. Dick: "Brat."

And so, Dick and Jason go around the manor trying to find their mother, somehow managing to rally the others with them. First was Tim, and obviously Tim came with Cass; then Damian, eventually Steph because she got bored, then they encounter Duke in the hallway,

Duke: "Uhh... have you guys tried checking his room?" Damian: "Try better than that, Duke." Steph: "Yeah, Batman doesn't even use the bedroom!" Duke: "...but Bruce does." Batkids (-Duke): "...." Rushes towards Bruce's bedroom. Duke: "..." Follows behind because why not.

The kids (I say with full conviction despite one of them pushing 30, the others in their 20s, and one old enough to buy condoms) barge in Bruce's room because nobody in this family knows how to knock.

Bruce, on the floor of his walk-in closet surrounded by old memrobilia: Wearing an old green varsity jacket Bruce, noticing all his children are here (+wards): "....is there an emergency?" Tim: "No...? But why are you in the closet?" Bruce, pushing away the urge to make a joke: "I'm looking through old photos, would you like to see?"

They all agree and sit around him. Duke finds a cap from old Gotham University.

Duke, whistling: "Kinda sad they don't make merch like this anymore." Bruce, hums: "You can have it if you want."

Jason finds a baseball with a familiar signature on it.

Jason: "Harvey Dent used to play baseball??" Bruce, shrugging: "It's where half of his scholarship came from." Tim, flipping through posters: "I thought it was because he was smart?" Bruce: "That's where the other half is from."

Dick peeks over Bruce's shoulder, noticing an old, faded polaroid of a younger Bruce with a boy that doesn't seem all that familiar. But Bruce has a bouquet of lilies and the boy has his arm wrapped around Bruce, smiling as if he's won something.

Dick: "Who's that?" Bruce, looking at the photo he's been staring at for at least 10 minutes before his children came in: "Oh him? That's Oliver Queen."

The kids immediately scramble towards Bruce and Dick, huddling around the two as they all try to take a look at the picture. They knew their mother has a shared past with Green Arrow, had that childhood friends to lovers trope.

Damian, scrutinizing: "He looks very different." Bruce, sighing disappointedly: "I know. He was much prettier with his strawberry blond." Nose scrunches up. Bruce: "Now he's blond-blond with a goatee and stupid, eugh."

Duke, Cass, Jason, and Dick all freeze and look at one another.

Steph: "Aren't you guys dating again?" Bruce: "Doesn't change the fact that he's an idiot with a goatee. A lovable idiot, but still."

Later, when they left the room

Duke: "U-uh... so, were you able to ask Bruce your question?" Dick, dazed: "...Huh?" Duke: "Yeah... yeah... me too." Takes out his phone. Duke, on call: "Hey babe?" Jason, already on his phone with Roy since they left Bruce's room: "Why are you a natural red-head?!" Cass, looking at Steph: "...." Steph: "Okay- TO BE FAIR! It was hair dye!" Cass, shaking her head: "No, I like that mom and I have something in common." Steph: "Oh!" Cass: "You looked pretty with red hair, too." Steph: "....." Already planning to buy a box of hair dye. Cass, already knows what Steph is thinking: "You're pretty whatever your hair looks like. All that matters to me is you're happy." :) Dick, dating both Kori and Wally: "Fuuuuuuuccckkkkkkkk!!" Damian: "What are they moping about?" Tim, shrugging: "No idea." Tim, remembering he's dating Bernard: "Oh shit-" Damian: "???"

[ultraviolettefan]

in ur omegaverse au, what do u think dami presents ?? I think he would totally be an omega!!

I had it put here that Damian is a Dominant Alpha, but I hinted it possibly not being his original presentation and was instead a result of Ra's tampering/modification when he was a baby.

[ultraviolettefan]

Uv, Hii! I very much love Superbat but I wanna try Arrowbat cuz you just introduced me in WUC.

So since you said in a post that Bruce would not be thrilled (obviously not) because Oliver's parents blame him for his death so much it hits hard. I feel like he would eek— himself just to be with Oliver to get out of this pain.

Years later, already sober and all that in part three blablhablah...

When he found out Oliver alive, yeah not thrilled. Could have told him how his parents blame him and if he would say "I almost (eek) myself just TO BE WITH YOU!" Oliver would be shocked and hurt to hear that.

Also what do you think the first appearance on Oliver would be Green Arrow where he would save Bruce from a bad guy or villain attack when Bruce came for a business meeting?

(Damian that wants to be with Bruce: MAMAAAAAAA!!!!

Bruce: Don't look 100x)

AAAAHH I don't wanna spoil!! >-<

But I don't think Bruce would yell at Oliver—and I think Oliver would be hiding away from Bruce once he comes back. There were still unresolved issues from their past and after his parents died, Oliver found out by some old newspaper about Bruce's situation after his death.

Unlike him, Bruce was the most exposed celebrity in their circle. For many, it was fun to see this pompous spoiled brat crash and burn after losing everything. Oliver is mad for him in his behalf, but he also feels guilty and somewhat responsible.

After coming back Oliver would have then realized that their relationship back then was NOT healthy at all. They enabled one another, pushed each other to the brink of their vices.

When Oliver learns that Bruce has gotten clean and has kids, he tries to stay away as best as he can. He avoids the galas that Bruce is attending, avoids any common space where Bruce might frequent, and luckily enough, when Bruce took over Wayne Enterprises, he cut off ties with Queen Industries.

Bruce never learns of Oliver's return, Oliver made sure that the news articles, the newspaper, and any and all relevant media coverage about him, wouldn't reach Gotham (ah, the things that money can do). That's just him as a civilian. As a vigilante though? As much as possible, if Bruce Wayne ever found himself in trouble with a rogue (which was quite rare) and the JLA are already handling the situation, Green Arrow would have whoever was available, to rescue him.

The JLA don't understand why Green Arrow seems to avoid the billionaire like a plague, but Superman who already knows everybody's identities (and as a journalist), knows why.

However, if nobody was available to rescue Bruce aside from Green Arrow? 6?73YAKZ28F_kS2Bl.]uA8,IoAScW7CMn'7+DGp?G@>P8BPD<+@;]TuBOr<#F!+:N;c?+Q/c

In any case, yeah. Imagine the first person you've ever loved dies, his family pushes you away, won't let you know what happened, how it happened, won't even let you see the body and didn't even let you attend the funeral, and suddenly you learn that he's alive and he's back? Oh and he fucking got married too? Haha. So. Fucking. Funny.

Anyway, if you want unproblematic ArrowBat, I'm writing a fic called "SuperBat: Defying Fate" :P Ik, it's ironic that it's titled SuperBat but has ArrowBat. It also has Clois, so yk.

It's just taking too long to write right now. I expected it to only be 3 chapters with a maximum of 10k words, but now I'm on chapter 5 and 30k+(?) words? Istg ts is driving me insane (I love it).