Jan 2, 2023
Me realizing that I've been paying way more attention to a turtle compared to the main couple and spending every moment where it's onscreen worrying about it bc I've fallen in love with this cute little turtle.
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Me realizing that I've been paying way more attention to a turtle compared to the main couple and spending every moment where it's onscreen worrying about it bc I've fallen in love with this cute little turtle.
Forms of Ranchers I adore
Malewife sunshine boy and his simp that adores him to embrassing lengths
Normal Wet Blanket Boy and His Feral Cat Like Creature boyfriend (there’s reasons why I made Tango a cryptid in that au)
Hey you made me realize that I've kinda accidentally been imagining ranchers as the broke cringefail cowboy version of Gomez and Morticia Addams.
Ooooh word game! :o
Me, you, here
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"Oh hello!"
"..."
"It's nice to meet you! I haven't seen anyone else in... uh... well it must have been at least a few hours. How long have you been here?"
"..."
"Oh that's ok, you don't have to say anything. Here would you like some... um... I swear I had some just here... where did it go?"
"..."
"Don't worry, I'll find some when we go home!"
"..."
"Someone will be here soon, I'm sure. Tommy or... or... someone else that I know!"
"..."
"You're very quiet. Are you shy? It's ok if you are. It's only me and you here though."
"..."
"Are you oka-"
"..."
"Oh. Right. You're a mirror."
"It's only me..."
"It's only me."
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So I lowkey just threw two new characters out in the world and well ... I guess I should introduce them
Nott has an itemized mental list of all things shiny and I approve of my thief child so much.
Yep another fic title for ya: you've got mail
sexy mailman au
i’m kidding (or am i??)
You’ve Got Mail
“Detective, you got another one.”
Viktor looks up from his work to see Deputy Giacometti generally presenting an envelope to him. “Just leave it on the desk, Chris.”
“Send it down to forensics when you’re done,” Chris reminds him. “It’s been a while since the last letter. Your favorite analyst might think you forgot about him.”
Viktor cracks a smile. “How could I ever forget about Katsuki Yuuri?”
He tears open the letter.
They’ve been playing this game for months, the great Detective Nikiforov and the brutal St. Petersburg Slasher. Sometimes the letters are confessions to murders, sometimes they contain clues to help them find the bodies. They’re always almost untraceable and always signed with an X. The St.Petersburg Slasher has been getting sloppy lately. Yuuri already has some DNA left on the last letter. They’re so close to catching the killer.
Viktor reaches into the envelope and pulls out––
He stops breathing.
A picture of Yuuri, through the windows of his apartment, obviously taken with a telescopic lense.
He knows too much. X.
[send me a made-up fic title and i’ll tell you what i would write to go with it]
“how did this part end up breaking 1000 words” /eyes Cabanela’s drunken mental tirades that just kind of...happened. “Ah. Yes.”
bailey: mom, i can hear you breathing hard.
lauren: oh, sorry -
bailey: are you watching something with diego luna in it again?
lauren: ...
lauren: yes, but ... it's the book of life? it's a cartoon?
lauren: o.O