#umen

[udonangya]

酢味噌つけうぅめんに、ホタルイカ。

Vinegared miso dipping umen noodle with Firefly squid.

[marvelheroperil]

Cyclops and Pixie are getting overwhelmed by the new U-Men. Cyclops is beaten up while Pixie is grabbed by the neck. 

- Children of the Atom #5, 2021

[huntersapprentice]

“fuck work, let’s take a small break, kid”

this was just a really innocuous idea of Umen and Ember working at a café

[bunny-lou]

Pregnant!Uma and baby daddy!Ben headconnon?

 - Harry and Gil being crazy protective, even more than Ben

 - all three of the boys argue over which of them gets to rub Uma’s feet each day

 - Uma craving fish constantly, which is odd since years of working in her mother’s restaurant, she’s hated the smell, but she won’t eat anything else

 - Ben beginning every official meeting - regardless of who it is with; princes, kings, knights, wizard - by telling them all how far along Uma is

 - yeah, Mal hates Uma, but Ben is her friend and she’s giving them a new stuffed dragon toy every time she’s over

 - Evie is making all of the onesies and booties

 - Belle doing her best to soothe Uma through the various aches and pains. Afterall, Belle is the only person in Uma’s life to have been pregnant (since she has no contact with Ursula)

 - just some serious cute Belle and Uma bonding

 - King Adam very proudly announcing that his grandbaby has a ‘villain kid’ for a mother and will happily go beast on anyone who has anything to say

 - the entire pirate crew throwing very excessive and unnecessary parties for everything

 - they never had anything to celebrate on the Isle and having parties is so much fun???

 - the pirates throw a party the first time Uma tells them, then again for the first ultrasound and then again for a gender reveal and again for a shower and then again for a ‘One Month Until Due Date’ and then again for baby shower, part 2, etc

[grungebook]

U-Men Seek Lead Singer. Must Have Looks– Stage Presence– and a Mouth.

[carmecendants]

Hey, can you do some Ben x Uma headcanons where she's in Auradon and they became close friends? (And one/some including a jealous Mal?) Thanks :)

- Going out for coffee all the time (Whereas Uma takes her’s black and Ben basically dumps 10 pounds of sugar and milk into his)

- Uma not being afraid to point out every stupid and unfair thing she sees in Auradon (and, shocker, there’s a lot)

- Ben is absolutely horrified at how uncaring Ursula has been as a mother and thus begins to introduce Uma to as many wonderful adults that he has grew up with in hope that they will become a parent figure for Uma. The daughter of Ursala knew what he was trying to do from the start and ended up just assuring Ben that she has all that she needs. (Harry, Gil, etc.)

- Uma’s nicknames for Ben tho (‘lover boy’ 'prince-y’ beast-ey boy’)

- Mal isn’t a big fan on the two’s new found friendship, if that wouldn’t be obvious. While it’s not because she doesn’t trust Ben, she just dislikes Uma with a passion.

- Mal and Uma secretly giving each other the middle finger whenever Ben isn’t looking

- Ben doesn’t realize that they still don’t like each other and constantly praises them for getting along so well

[theminorthread]

Day #2825 Butthole Surfers - Halloween Night at the Farm with Tragic Mulatto & U-Men #buttholesurfers #tragicmulatto #thefarm #umen #halloweennight #minorthread #tshirtwars #winabeating

[udonangya]

札幌市の白石区役所食堂で、白石温麺（白石ウーメン、宮城県白石市の名産品）、680円也。

Shiroishi umen noodles (a local specialty of Shiroishi City, Miyagi Prefecture) at the Shiroishi Ward Office cafeteria in Sapporo.