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Ben, after showing Isle kids some movies: “Okay, so what was everyone’s favorite scary movie?”
Harry: “Saw.”
Uma: “Halloween.”
Gil: “High School Musical. After watching it, I keep thinking that the entire school will start singing something and I’ll be the only person to not know the words.”
Best non-canon Disney couple round 1: Uma x Harry vs Uma x Ben x Mal
Uma x Harry
Uma x Ben x Mal
No one had a propaganda submitted
What would be Emma's idea of a date with Beanteen? Something.. daredevilish? :B
Buma for the NSFW questions?
In case the ask isn’t clear enough, these are all NSFW.
Who is louder?
Uma’s louder. Ben has some beast in him still, but his proper, mild-manner personality wins out. He groans and gasps, but it never matches Uma’s enthusiasm
Who is more experimental?
Uma is. She has Harry telling her scandalous stories every morning. Ben is happy to go along with whatever he has.
Who takes more risks?
Uma. Again, Ben is too proper and mild-manner. He can’t have a scandal as king. Uma has a reputation as captain to uphold, but she sneaks in little make out between their busy days.
Lights on or off?
Lights on. Uma’s tired of living in the dark from the Isle, she likes to be in the light.
Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?
Neither frequently masturbates. Ben is too busy as king and Uma is too busy as captain. Sometimes she allows herself to be caught just to tease Ben though.
Who comes first?
It could be either. Ben is so giving that he always makes sure Uma enjoys herself, but when she’s in charge, she tells Ben to lay back and let her work her magic.
Who is better at oral and who prefers it?
Ben is better at oral and Uma prefers it.
Who is more submissive?
Ben is usually more submissive. Uma’s the captain of her ship, but it’s an entirely new thing to be in charge of the king of Auradon and hold his pleasure in her hands.
Who usually initiates things?
Uma usually initiates. Ben is too busy being king and he never wants to bother her with his desires, but Uma can tell when he’s wound up and she pushes him onto his back and helps him disrobe without words.
Who is more sensitive?
They both have magic beneath their skin - Ben from his father’s curse and Uma because she has magic - but Uma is more sensitive. Especially her legs. When Ben’s stubble brushes against her thigh, she arches and cries out for him.
More Ships:
Jaylos, Sea Three, Malvie, Balvie, Hevie, Core Four, Harlos, Jayry, Janelos, Benlos, Core Four and Ben, BenJay (King of Thieves), Audruma, HarryGilCarlos, Gilry, Core Four and Sea Three, Bevie, Dougie/Devie, Umal, Chadlos, Jayvie, Gilos, Umvie, Janema, Maldrey, BenCarlosJay, Barry, Evdrey/Audvie, Umlos, Janery/Harane, Jaydrey, MalJane (pretty fairies), Huma, HarryUmaAudrey
Original Ask
Pregnant!Uma and baby daddy!Ben headconnon?
- Harry and Gil being crazy protective, even more than Ben
- all three of the boys argue over which of them gets to rub Uma’s feet each day
- Uma craving fish constantly, which is odd since years of working in her mother’s restaurant, she’s hated the smell, but she won’t eat anything else
- Ben beginning every official meeting - regardless of who it is with; princes, kings, knights, wizard - by telling them all how far along Uma is
- yeah, Mal hates Uma, but Ben is her friend and she’s giving them a new stuffed dragon toy every time she’s over
- Evie is making all of the onesies and booties
- Belle doing her best to soothe Uma through the various aches and pains. Afterall, Belle is the only person in Uma’s life to have been pregnant (since she has no contact with Ursula)
- just some serious cute Belle and Uma bonding
- King Adam very proudly announcing that his grandbaby has a ‘villain kid’ for a mother and will happily go beast on anyone who has anything to say
- the entire pirate crew throwing very excessive and unnecessary parties for everything
- they never had anything to celebrate on the Isle and having parties is so much fun???
- the pirates throw a party the first time Uma tells them, then again for the first ultrasound and then again for a gender reveal and again for a shower and then again for a ‘One Month Until Due Date’ and then again for baby shower, part 2, etc
Your daily dose of Benma in the form of an aesthetic/moodboard!
shyma: brUH U WANNA FIGHT
me: i'm bigger than you
me: HAHA I CAN ACTUALLY SAY IT TO SOMEBODY
lookin at the little notification that says 10 messages like do i rlly wanna open my inbox and start answering these now cause once i do i wont stop and this work aint ever gettin done. ever.
