#unauthorized autobiography

[xaoh-f-goon]

I believe the only show mention of the special emerald lumber that Lucky Smells provides VFD

[autisticklaus]

UAB came in!

[vfdinthewild]

VFD in every book | The Unauthorized Autobiography

[timetovolunteer]

The Little Snicket Lad

[xaoh-f-goon]

Confirmed sightings of ‘Row Row Row Your Boat’ in Netflix Narrative, Unauthorised Autobiography, Grim Grotto

[xaoh-f-goon]

Not entirely just a throwaway gag line.

[timetovolunteer]

When we grab you by the ankles, Where our mark is to be made, You’ll soon be doing noble work, Although you won’t be paid. When we drive away in secret, You’ll be a volunteer, So don’t scream when we take you: The world is quiet here.

The Little Snicket Lad

[veryferaldistributions]

And this is why Lemony Snicket is brilliant.