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POST OF THE DECADE: CONTENDERS

These are the contenders in the race to be the “POST OF THE DECADE”. Not best post, not worst post, but simply: post of the decade. Click the links embedded in the titles to view the posts. Utilize scrutiny and be wise before clicking the poll link and voting. Voting closes December 31st.

Men Will See A Mouse And Eat It (by @ilovecalc2, @babyitaliano, and @lettuce-queen-is-valid)

Dobby Pussy Indulgence (by @tripropellant)

Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary Gone Wild (by @old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary)

He Only Got Two Eyes (by @zaynmalikeatsass and @vodni)

The Amish Can Definitely Defend Themselves They Got Rakes (by @marcitlali, @demonshauntingcomputers, @blkreginageorge, and @phoneus)

Ms. Green Needs Bambi On The PS2 (by @brownreasontolive and @relishboi)

It’s Always Sad When Somebody’s Dog Dies - thecybersmith (by @swampbrujo and @thecybersmith)

You David Hasselhoff, You Wave Watching (by @tsunamiwavesurfing and others)

When Was The Last Time The Girl Kissed The Boy???? (by @fishingboatprocceeds and @ofhounds)

My Three Girlfriends. And Yes, They Smoke Weed. (by @thejorie and… many others)

You Want Fucking Beet Root? ……… Ingredience (by @itwashotwestayedinthewater and @polymascotfoamalate)

Whip Cream (by @birdluvr1993)

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Put The Pussy In A Scarmophogoghs (by @alexschiesser, @zsnes and @targuzzler)

That’s Pussy Babe! (by @gushergurl and @daycare)

Suspiciously Aphobic Or Possiby Terfy (by @gwendolynroselives, @fatfae, and @bipeoplearentyourpawns)

Ignore My Ugly House Arrest Ankle Bracelet. Haha (by @petal-metal)

John “Cock Is One Of My Favorite Tastes” Green (by @fishingboatprocceeds and @fuckthiswebsiteihateeveryone)

Pissy Shitties (by @oddbagel, @bighuge, and others)

Those Are His Hooves You Bitch (by @st3fan00 and @whitegirlsaintshit)

The Fingers In His Ass Sunday Tradition (by @skeletortilla, @grapiibear and @zootycoon)

ALRIGHT

now that you’ve looked at all your options, and considered it carefully:

Click here to go to the poll to vote. I will close voting DECEMBER 31st.

Also, fine print: I am the one who runs this blog and so I will finalize the choice. I may decide to override the popular vote, but only if it really is a dumb choice. That is all.

mosticonicposts

this should be obvious but don’t let anything sway your vote; for example, if you’re like buddies with someone who made a post on the list, don’t vote because they’re your friend. vote with your heart bro

susanrchive-deactivated20210225

Unfriendly FUCKING Reminder

finalvortex

asoue-woooo

What’s the tea, Moxie?

lemonysnicketlibrary

What’s the verdict? Are you worth kidnapping?

sketchingwithsofia

Heyy it’s a veeery messy Moxie! practice makes perfect but I’m not so sure after this failure😂

unfortunate-stranger-losers

A hired team of filmmakers working for Paramount Studios in 2004, being paid to adapt an extremely popular series of childrens’ books: Well we want our version of Klaus to be the most interesting so clearly the only way to do that is to nuke his sisters’ personalities and plot relevance

A homeschooled autistic teenager in 2019 about to write a fanfiction with six Baudelaire children, where they all have personalities and plot relevance, and yet Movie!Klaus still ends up the fan-favorite because maybe using sexism to boost up your character is a bad idea and instead you should make them relatable first and foremost:

transvioletbaudelaire

Whoever submitted this to my main with no context so i was like is this anon hate or what until i went into transvioletbaudelaire & saw tthat i had asked for this specific image in the tags on a queued reblog.. I hope you know the power youve just handed me.

renmorris

me, thinking about the importance placed on preparing food and eating together in snicketverse and how we live in a world where diet culture is being increasingly enforced on children and how it’s hurting them while other children rely on school to get their meals and how malnutrition is effecting both of these groups:

renmorris

I’m sure all of this had been said by better people than me, it’s also like…a huge deal for surviving mental illness and grief. its been over ten years and I haven’t forgotten this bit:

“…I felt so terrible that I vowed I would never leave my bed.”

“What happened?” Klaus said

Kit smiled. “I got hungry…”

reading about food being prepared in these books…really made me want to eat, to learn how to cook. and I think that’s important.

renmorris

#i’m thinking about the adults in the series and how their treatment of the kids is reflected in their relationships with food#like justice strauss brings them food and opens her library to them and takes them shopping showing her willingness to take responsibility#for them and welcome them to their new home#where olaf keeps her food from them and forces them to prepare dinner as a punishment/chore#and then criticizes them anyway and demands something they can’t make and then commits the first really shocking and clear act of physical#abuse in the series#then monty offers them homemade food immediately and finds something for sunny that satisfies her unusual dietary needs#and aunt josaphine makes an effort with the soup but it’s unsatisfying because she’s too afraid to make them real food#and her irrational system of deciding what to fear/trust ultimately fails them and herself#mr. poe being ignorant of their peppermint allergy and therefore putting them in danger + risking eating the peppermints in desperation and#and then being left alone to deal with it themselves#the gum at the mill provided by sir is not a substitute for real food and they’re denied proper meals#and charles doesn’t step in to do anything#the food at prufrock is a criticism of an unnurturing institution that fails its students by not providing good food or help/encouragement#of any kind#and also the feeling of isolation by being alienated by their peers until the quagmires sit with them during meals#which is an action of friendship shown through eating together also#esme’s obsession with what’s ‘in’ despite the food at the restaurants being horrible and forcing the kids to go for publicity#i don’t feel like writing anymore but etc etc etc#also the healing process for the baudelaires starts with making the puttenesca and connecting it with a memory of their father making#food at home; it’s a really important moment that defines their experiences through the series because it’s the first time they’re allowed#to remember their parents together in a positive way#it’s also the first time they feel like they can find a home again (even if olaf ruins it like 5 seconds later)#i mean even the sugar bowl which is a huge source of conflict is related to eating with others#anyway#sorry this got long#as someone who has a complicated relationship to eating and mental health i’m pretty invested in this concept (via @frankenstein-girl)

GOOD SHIT! GOOD SHIT!

I was skimming through The Bad Beginning a few nights ago (a full reread is a little Too Much) and the stuff with the puttenesca is so heavy

the kids figuring that maybe if they make Olaf a nice meal he’ll be kind to them

violet’s hand shaking around the ladle as she serves dinner and thinks about how she wishes she would have bought poison at the store

just..extremely unsoftened domestic violence stuff

there’s Hector’s wonderful Mexican food. there’s the muffins that they get in the Last Chance General Store. There’s the first time Sunny starts cooking when she puts cinnamon in the hot chocolate. and how the kids are on their own now, providing for themselves.

there’s Jake’s food in ATWQ, how he’s pressured into being a cook at the cost of his schooling, how he cares of his younger friends and cooks for them…

feralpansy

Klaus Baudelaire

transvioletbaudelaire

I am going to say this. 1 more time . Whoever is hoarding the transklausbaudelaire url? Consider this a warning

bi-baudelaires

think now’s a good time to finally mention this conversation I had

i mean that pretty much says it all doesn’t it

transvioletbaudelaire

tumblr user transklausbaudelaire im BEGGING u to use this url

vacuum-fluorescent-display

i have no memory of drawing this

#AAALAKSJDJSKAJDHDJAJDH

plasticnaturedraws

Klaus exploratory drawings for an animation I’m doing with a friend. It’s hard trying to figure out how to translate his design more for animation!! The finished drawing won’t be the design I’m using because it’s far too detailed, so the sketches on the side are just me trying to simplify it more into simple shapes while still maintaining my style. I’m not very happy with these tho, so try try try again :’))))

memories

I want #a series of unfortunate events to stomp on me.

notafeeling

the trick to avoiding plotholes is to make sure there’s not enough plot to poke holes in

the-ruler-of-rabbits

can’t correct me on things not existing in that time period if i never specify one!

notafeeling

le-

lemony snicket???????

kitsnicket

anyway I would like to applaud the asoue fandom for not reducing Beatrice to just lemony’s infatuation

wrongxdog

hey! my name’s isaiah and i’m a young trans artist that wants to start getting some experience under his belt before he ships off to college.

i’ve been on this site, on this account, for well around 4 years now, and my follower count has never broken 300. due to that, i’ve stopped posting my content as often and sharing my ideas.

but, this summer, i wanna change that! so, i wanna grow an audience. best way to do that is to give back to you guys!

RULEZ:

-Follow me

-Reblog this post

-That’s it!

-If you want, leave a comment about your favorite animal, color, season, dog, food- whatever you’d like! doesn’t change your chances, i just want to get to know my audience. <3

entry ends on 12:00 AM PST, June 20th. Winners will be drawn at random and announced within the next day or two!

1st Prize:

-Digital painting of whatever you’d like! Will be fully rendered and made as specifically to your liking as you’ll want.

-Custom icon for your blog!

-Your OC will be in my upcoming project, The Autumn Bard!

-Special shoutout!

2nd Prize:

-Flat color drawing of whatever you’d like! Will be made as specifically to your liking as you’ll want.

-Custom icon for your blog!

-Special shoutout!

3rd Prize:

-Colored sketch of whatever you’d like! Will be made as specifically to your liking as you’ll want.

-Custom icon for your blog!

-Special shoutout!

4-6th place will get custom icons for your blogs!

wrongxdog

FORGOT TO MENTION I’M EXTENDING CONTEST ENTRY UNTIL JULY 5th!

My late june has been very chaotic, so I want to make sure I have the time for this! Until then, keep boosting! Thanks! ❤️

imgayiship

Listen.

Montgomery Montgomery? Gay.

Gustav Sebald? Gay.

Esmé Squalor? Bisexual.

Isadora Quagmire? Trans girl.

Count Olaf? Biromantic asexual.

Jacquelyn Scieszka? Lesbian.

Larry Your-Waiter? Gay trans man.

Sir? Gay.*

Charles? Gay.*

Olivia Caliban? Bisexual.

Jacques Snicket? Bisexual.

Henchperson of Indeterminate Gender? Non-binary.*

Fernald the Hook-Handed Man? Queer.

Justice Strauss? Aromantic asexual.

Georgina Orwell? Pansexual.

Jerome Squalor? Bisexual.

OP does not accept constructive criticism as this post is flawless.

*I know these ones are explicitly canon but I had to include them in the list.

firestarter-olaf

ill do you one better

everyone is QUEER

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