#uncharted shitpost

[samdrakeftw]

I made a thing

[shambhalala]

It’s that time of year again! Go forth and flirt with these Uncharted Valentine’s cards!

Full credit to @bisexualmoron for the pick-up lines! She’s the brains behind the operation, I’m just the Photoshop monkey.

[crazy-rafe-madler]

Elena: “Was there ever a Malaysia job?”

Nate:

[effervescible]

I see I missed some Discourse this weekend

dear people who hate elena fisher: I don’t care if you dislike her. I just wish you would cite character flaws she actually has as reasons for your dislike instead of listing stuff you made up in your head.

[samdrakeftw]

Sam: Are you ever like, horny, but for friendship?

Nate: Do you mean lonely?

[samdrakeftw]

Some of you have never thought your brother was dead for 15 years after he was shot trying to escape a Panamanian jail and it shows

[samdrakeftw]

It’s been a few months since my last shitpost so enjoy this nonsense

[shambhalala]

Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone! Here’s some Uncharted themed Valentine’s cards that will charm the socks off of everyone who receives them. Enjoy!

Full credit to my lovely friend @glitterbazooka for the pick-up lines on these, your ideas never fail to put a smile on my face!