Mar 24, 2020
JT IS GONNA BE A DAD!!!!!!!!
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JT IS GONNA BE A DAD!!!!!!!!
Asher: Malcolm, options.
Malcolm: I suggest a strategic retreat.
Asher: Elaborate.
Malcolm: It's like running away but manlier.
Asher: Execute!
Beskha: Those guys only understand one kind of language.
Asher: Valyrian?
Beskha: No! Fists!
Asher: What about feet?
Beskha: They understand feet.
Malcolm: That would make them bilingual.
Beskha: (Reading) Find and defeat the guardian to enter the Temple of All Dooms, ‘Always running, stays in place/Has a mouth but not a face./Has no lungs and yet can roar,/Passageway without a door.’
Asher: A most perplexing riddle. I’m guessing it’s some kind of dragon.
Malcolm & Beskha: It’s a river.
Beskha: You may be single and childless, but you're totally a dorky dad.
Malcolm: I don't think I like your tone young lady.
Beskha: Asher is late.
Croft: How did this happen? I had one of my soldiers call him at 8 o'clock this morning and pretend it was 11.
Amaya: I wrote up that fake schedule for him saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.
Malcolm: I set all his clocks to say PM when it’s really AM.
Beskha: Oh, boy. We may have overdone it.
Asher: WHAT THE HELL TIME IS IT?!
Daenarys: You 3! Are you always this childish and insubordinate!?
Asher: Only when we're trying to save people!
Malcolm: You abandoned me, you left me to die!
Beskha: Well I wouldn't have done it if I knew you were going to hassle me about it.