#uncle problems

[thereadingrook]

You know the thing about being an uncle(to a niece and nephews that live in a different state sadly) I don't know if I wanna be the kind that falls for the "bed explodes in the nether/end" trick in Minecraft(if i ever end up playing it with one of those kids) or be all "Do not cite the old Magic to me, child. I was there when it was written" when one of them tried to have me do it.

[tojisis]

with my big bro in sicily rn. damn i wish my nephews were here with him.

[lazypeanuthologram]

I can't be a parent every time im with my nephew i end up making him sad coz i have to correct his behaviour/understanding of reality buts HE TRYING SO HARD AND BEING SUCH A GOOD KID

;.;

Like i had to explain to him that puppies don't actually talk and theres no magic portals in toilets :(

He understood & he agreed it was fun to pretend but then he had to be sad for a while to get over it

;.;

I think hes over it BUT IM NOT 😭

[bachelorsandbadluckgirls]

I feel it's okay to say my youngest nephew is annoying as fuck, but I still love him and when he's chill he's the coolest. He'll grow out of it but man I can't wait for that. That's when I won't mind taking him and his older brother, for now I can handle one at a time. I know my limits before I'm reduced to sitting there hoping they're not playing in the toilet but not getting up to check.

[bendover25]

I miss my niece so much!!! :/

[whitewashed-pharaoh]

My 9 year old niece keeps asking me to explain to her what the Illuminati is.. She claims she can handle it because she knows about the KKK already.

[cassassandra-blog]

when your roommate is really drunk and making a lot of noise but it's because he's cleaning the house