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You know the thing about being an uncle(to a niece and nephews that live in a different state sadly) I don't know if I wanna be the kind that falls for the "bed explodes in the nether/end" trick in Minecraft(if i ever end up playing it with one of those kids) or be all "Do not cite the old Magic to me, child. I was there when it was written" when one of them tried to have me do it.

#uncle problems #minecraft #minecraft nether #exploding bed

*posts a "small" but in actuality incredibly long rant*

#i don't know #sure

I wanna say something but idk and or forget what so I'm just going to say someone: opinion.

Idk why exactly but I've given my legs names

My left: lep

My right: lem

I know it's probably ADHD or autism coded or whatever people say these days. Also can someone confirm to me that I'm the only one who has done this.

annerbeann

miss-wizard

you fucking bet it does

yourshittylaptop

@i-am-a-snom is this you?

i-am-a-snom

cc • )___\ Seems like me.

cc •)___\ Though maybe if I were a Rock type.

thereadingrook

Probably a convergent evolution pokemon cause there's no way that they're bug types with our those chubby mandibles that you have.

With one of the 3 things that a wise man fears being essentially a genuinely kind person getting pissed.

That means you can purposely act like a happy go lucky person for about 95% more likely 98% at least of the time, just so that you can be taken seriously every single time you're pissed.

Do people remember when someone made a limestone slab that had a bunch of memes etched into it to bury back in 2020, and when it was unearthed in 2021. The whole Internet managed to work together to figure out where the slab was buried to pour vinegar on the ground for it to seep through the ground and dissolve the memes etched into it be cause they were embarrassing.

Well I don't think that the gnome meme and all that wasn't that bad compared to skibidi toilet and the brain rot we have now. If someone makes a second slab with skibidi toilet and other brain rot on it, I hope the Internet is able to do the same thing a lot sooner.

My work friend had me request time off for October 29th and I'm trying to figure out what, and I desire help. Also if it helps I live somewhere in new mexico I was told I already guessed it, and i said stuff like movies coming out then, pokemon related stuff, and video games too.

Please help I am way too curious.

#events #please help #event schedule

acreaturecalledgreed

the concept and idea of “you can always start trying to be a better person” is extremely important to me both in media and irl and i continue to be deeply deeply disturbed by the trend on this site pushing that these ideas in media are bad writing or even morally reprehensible

because theyd rather someone stay terrible or just straight up die than become a better person

from a compassionate point of view it’s deeply distressing and from a pragmatic point of view it’s outright frustrating

it’s fucked up.

falliblefabrial

What is the most important step a man can take?

The next.

inklesspen

babblingfishes

I think part of the pushback about this is the idea that, to “redeem” bad people, their victims must first forgive them for unforgivable acts.

This is false. No one is obligated to forgive you. You can learn from your mistakes and become the best, kindest person on earth, and the people you’ve hurt still won’t forgive you, and you’ll have to accept that. And that doesn’t mean you aren’t allowed to grow. Because we aren’t just “pure” or “sinful”, we’re complex.

xxtc-96xx

it’s why my favourite redemption arcs are the ones where they aren’t doing it to seek forgiveness, they’re doing it to be a better person. I don’t see a lot of those unfortunately, and the ones I do see people are mad about it because as stated above, they’d rather the person die or remain the boogeyman they initially saw them as so they can stay angry

thereadingrook

Honestly I kind of like the concept of a villain trying to get redeemed but doesn't want to be forgiven by people

i-am-a-snom

Vidri here. I know it's late but I just wanted to quickly let you all know that Snom's birthday is in roughly 3 weeks on the 27th and I am planning on surprising him. If you have any ideas, don't send them, save them until then. I'm sure he will likely turn on the inbox thing again like last time.

Instead, do you have any tips on keeping an icecream cake hidden from a large bug?

~Vidri

thereadingrook

Wait I can figure that some one has asked you this already but how does your snom type? Or do you or one of your other pokemon with fingers(and or poseable thumbs) type out what he wants to say?

You know that one lady Michelle I think who does a series where she voice outs tumbler posts and whatnot. One of this posts was about creating jobs by leaving carts out in the parking lot, and as a courtesy clerk(the people who deals with both bagging, bringing carts in, and more at my store at least) I have something to say.

HOW ABOUT Y'ALL CREATE MY JOB! cause dealing with the carts is one of the few parts of my job that I actually like doing. I know that some people don't like it but with me with my probably having ADHD brain(undiagnosed but I likely based on the general evidence I got) like doing it cause I don't have to deal with talking to random strangers I don't care to know, and I'm actually moving around to do something with a challenge. Plus when a customer come to grab a cart from the row I'm trying to work on it annoys the hell out of me since I realistically can't say no and part of the challenge is getting taken away. I mean if I wanted help I can ask my manager to send another courtesy clerk out and help me.

Long story short: think about weather or not the cart person would want the "help."

Also the cereal part of the post, it's not that annoying we can just sweep it up easily, but don't do that you'll get kicked out.

#jobs #rant post

iamunabletothinkofablogname

WAIT PEOPLE ON TUMBLR ARE REAL FUCKING PEOPLE

yahooo-official

no im a search engibe

the-official-publix-deactivated

no im not im a grocery store

redd-heavennx

No I’m a shit music platform

im-the-real-roblox-i-swear

No I'm an online game

offficial-united-states

NO IM A COUNTRY

india-official

Yeah no I'm a country too. Not a real person sorry

massachusetts-official

dear-ao3

no im a fanfic website

staffs-secret-blog

Nope I'm Staff

rescued-snom

cc • )_)__\ I am snom

thereadingrook

What's a people? Is that a new type of bot?

Okay Tumblr I know that the people here likely won't be able to give any good answers but what's the best way to find a nerdy/weeb/otaku girl that's willing to try out Japanese shows that are live action but similar to anime in what it's about(don't worry I like anime and what not too), would be willing to date on games such as vrchat especially if we don't even live in the same state, and also would mind being in charge of the gas peddle of the relationship while I'm in charge of the brakes and steering wheel. and probably other things that I thought about typing before but can't remember now that I'm typing this

Btw if you're a girl that somehow decides to give me a shot for whatever reason I am a straight male that's straight enough to prefer that your sex is female not because I'm not genderphobic or whatever the proper phobia word is I mean more power to yall I'm just not into penises if you know what i mean though I do get the feeling that I will get some level of hate for what I'm asking

#dating advice #dating

I'm starting to notice that I'm getting more followers a little more often so could people stop that so that I don't have to come up with a random quote everyday

A fun quote that people can use:

Someone just triggered my fight or flight response. . . and I'm not even a god damn bird

#quotes #incorrect quotes