A Lazy Peanut's Hologram

Occasionally repost 18+, so minors DNI. Agender, omnisexual, demisexual, monster fucker. Queer, here, don't care if you like it, dear.

[bogleech]

In case you missed it, months worth of Elon Musk’s personal texts leaked but instead of anything technically scandalous it was all just deeply, deeply embarrassing conversations between various rich old people who have no idea how the world works. All you really need to know is that they at least briefly floated the idea of making everyone pay 0.01 dogecoin per tweet to use twitter and they thought this would “fix free speech.”

[sense8-sonder]

Exhibit H around page 83 is where the texts start and they are…oof

[bogleech]

Thank you for adding a source so people know I was merely lazy rather than capering and so they can see that the part I described was really only one of many equally embarrassing moments

[strange-as-it-may-seem]

Neil Gaiman ( @neil-gaiman ) in Neil Gaiman Answers Mythology Questions on Twitter | Tech Support | WIRED video

[ Image description: a series of screens from a video of Neil Gaiman sitting and answering the question with subtitles. He says “‘Could I ride Minotaur like a horse?’ No, obviously, you could not. You could ride a Minotaur like a man (…) Unless you could find a Minotaur into sort of pony stuff or you probably have to find a furry minotaur, like, not a furry Minotaur, a Minotaur who was actually a furry, would get into a horse costume and get down and you could ride that one.’ End of image description. ]

[ziggystarlust]

NEIL

[ziggystarlust]

My friend made me add this

[newtonpermetersquare]

Magnets: I want to commit diamagnetic

[squided]

how did I never once think to use tape fuck

[rubykgrant]

one time as a kid I forcefully shoved two magnets together, and these were the strong magnets my dad used in his shop to pick-up missing little metal bits, and I held them really tightly in the palm of my hand, went up to this one kid who legit said things like “I think black cats are bad, they should be drowned” and drew crosses on the notebooks of kids if she found out they didn’t go to church, I told her “Hey. I’m a witch. If you don’t stop trying to hurt animals and picking on kids, I’ll use my magic to throw you into the sky”, and when she dared to doubt my powers I told her that I had two “rocks” in my hand that I could send across the playground, then I opened my hand the the magnets shot off in two different directions (we were over in a spot that was empty, so no other kids were around, nobody got hurt), one of them stuck to a drainpipe and the other stuck to a fence. This kid SCREAMED, and ran to the office, and I guess had her mom pick her up from school, and then she wasn’t there for a couple of days, finally her mom called my house and claimed I had “traumatized her daughter by performing a terrifying magic trick”, and when my parents asked what I did I just said “I showed her a magnet and she flipped out. She’s not gonna be happy when she finds out about gravity, either”. eventually this kid came back to school and always made a point to come up to me and say “Hey, my mom told me not to talk to you!”, and would just be like “Good job, you already screwed that up”

[iliveinmyblanket]

Holy shit

[guerrillatech]

[hug-your-face]

Okay but

[altospaceangel]

Most effective pesticide: Philadelphians

[bobacupcake]

made an outfit out of that post. you know the one. im not sure why. i am never going to wear this again

[bobacupcake]

i cant find the hoodie anywhere online i found it in a store in reallife :(

shirt i got from forever 21 here it is very large despite getting smallest size

pants i got from here, they are uh, Not Very Good Material. they feel like a drawstring bag they are not the material you would expect from “sweatpants”, also very large despite getting smallest size

socks also from some sock store somewhere out in the world

shoes

[thingsmk1120sayz]

Rest in Power Sacheen Littlefeather and may your memory always be a blessing

[tbdagent]

how do i sleep at night knowing charles martinet is a classically trained professional voice actor who stayed perfectly in-character during his original audition and performed til they ran out of recording tape and ad-libbed his lines for mtt to be kinder and more encouraging than his original script and treasures his mario voice very dearly and loves performing it and they gave him a bit cameo in a movie about the iconic beloved character he’s voiced for decades in favour of. chris pratt

[tbdagent]

charles “i want to voice mario until i drop dead” martinet.

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

Source

[xeppeli]

this was pinned up in the student services office

[magpie-moving]

do y'all remember when people on tiktok were talking about how it's morally wrong to name yourself "arson" because it's a crime?

anyway if you're trans and you need a new name, may i suggest Murder?

[magpie-moving]

they were like "that's a real crime that happens to real people!" like how did they think that would go irl? do they think someone would introduce themself, say, "hey, my name is arson, what's yours?" and then the response they'd get us, "a‐arson...? 😰 like.... as in... setting property on fire....? that.... that happened to me once, i... i need to sit down.."

[magpie-moving]

stop being funnier than me on my own post!!!

[penny-anna]

[sandmandaddy69]

[alltangledupinblue]

Two vast and trunkless legs of stone...

[nonasuch]

[catchymemes]

[spadefish]

This man is my fucking hero

[genderkoolaid]

so tired of people acting like fat men aren't attractive. its scientifically wrong. fat men are a gift to society and i need y'all to start acting like it

[genderkoolaid]

this goes double for hairy fat men. call me an ursologist because i fucking love bears

[unbidden-yidden-deactivated20240]

Anyway, no-fault divorce, easy access to birth control, and abortion on demand all serve to make families stronger, healthier, happier, and more robust, because they allow family to be a matter of choice rather than a means of social control and violence.

[cipheramnesia]

I'm just like, talk to me about your complicated gender while I go down on you.

[cipheramnesia]

Horny for genders that require citations and complicated metaphors.

[svinto]

i’m going to start calling american music a-pop. for no reason

[cordy-muses]

[quecksilvereyes]

we should call it us-pop. us-dramas. not the continents fault the us of a is full of itself