#uncorrect

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Linda, reading off her phone: Bobby, are you from Paris? Because ma-damn!

Bob: That doesn't work if I'm a guy

Linda, off the cuff: Fine. Are you from Paris? Because you mon-sure are fine as hell.

Bob: I- God that was smooth

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When Bucky doesn't show up to training...

Frank: why didn't you go to training? Thought you liked it.

Bucky: I do, but exercise is bad for the baby right now.

Frank: You are a man.

Bucky: I meant me.

Frank: what.

Bucky: I'm the baby, dumbass.

[corvophile]

#dickpik #christmasbakery #cookies #uncorrect

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Bob, talking to the kids: A good romance starts with a good friendship.

Linda: And a bad romance starts with “ra ra ah ah ah. ro ma, ro ma ma ga ga, ooh la la”

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Gene: MOM COME LOOK AT THE LOBSTER

Linda: Sweetie that's a ferret

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Louise: What's your biggest fear?

Tina: Being alone

Louise: [getting a tarantula out of a box] Guess again, idiot

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Linda: I don't give a fuck if there is a microchip in the vaccine. They could put a whole iPod Nano inside me if it meant I was allowed to get drunk at Olive Garden again

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Linda: For my second date with Bob, we met in the city and went to a party and ended up at a restaurant at 3:00 AM where he reached across the table, grabbed my hands, looked at me adoringly, and said, “I hate this. I wanted to go to bed at 9:00. Do not expect this of me again.”