Incorrect Bob's Burgers

Exactly what the URL and user say! Just a bunch of incorrect Bob's Burgers quotes. Either straight out of my stupid brain or from the weird parts of the internet. Anyway, enjoy the trainwreck, folks.

[koko-heads]

bob: yesterday, i overheard tina saying "are you sure this is a good idea?" and gene replying "trust me", and i have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

[koko-heads]

jimmy: i think i'm coming down with something. i've been so nauseated lately.

trev, seriously: maybe you're pregnant.

jimmy:

trev:

jimmy: i don't know who's the bigger idiot: you for suggesting that, or me because i almost had a panic attack.

[koko-heads]

tina: crazy how much there is

tina: like in general

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Linda, drunk: Hey, Bobby, has anyone ever told you you look like Tom Cruise?

Bob, drunk: *giggling* No, I don't think they have.

Linda: *giggling* Yeah, that's fair.

Bob: You know, you kinda look like Tom Cruise.

Linda: Thank you?

Bob: He's hot.

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Louise, with a face mask on and rollers in her hair: *leaning out the window, to Bob* HEY! Do you have any idea what time it is? Get in the house, fatty!

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Gene: Vegan places aren't real, right?

Bob: No, they're not real. *pulls out a salad* OR ARE THEY?

Gene: *runs away*

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Linda, talking about Louise: I love how she just wakes up and choses violence

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Bob: Late night me has a lot of issues

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Linda: God, he's cute

Ginger: Linda, you're married

Linda: Yeah, and my husband would agree with me

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Louise: Sometimes violence *is* the answer and this bitch is asking questions

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Louise: If left unattended, I will concus myself

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Louise: Mom, I don't wanna touch your but

Linda: Well you came out my butt, so

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Linda, to Bob: Come here, you sleepy slut

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Linda: I want a ceiling robot-nerf mount

Bob, under his breath: Oh my God, I married you

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Louise: It feels like someone took my skin and crumpled it into a pall like paper

Bob: Are you ok?

Louise: Yeah... My bones are hollow.

Bob: Yeah, everyone's are.

Louise: My brain is dehydrated.

Bob: Can you stop?

Louise: Sure.... *my brain's made of mush*

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Gene: MOM COME LOOK AT THE LOBSTER

Linda: Sweetie that's a ferret

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Linda, reading off her phone: Bobby, are you from Paris? Because ma-damn!

Bob: That doesn't work if I'm a guy

Linda, off the cuff: Fine. Are you from Paris? Because you mon-sure are fine as hell.

Bob: I- God that was smooth