#undatables

[belphesnore]

based on true events

[monsuprmc]

gn child mc w/ undatables

GRAAH i am finally free to complete this so lets get cracking

y'all know the deal! your favorite neighborhood royals and angels ( and wizard ig) with a gn child mc!

the undatables

you're a child! they can work with this!

diavlo doesn’t even need to give barbatos a look and he’s looking for a cure to whatever the hell happened

when it’s sent out in the group chat solomon explains how the spell will most likely wear off later in the day and offers bringing the trio over to “assist” with taking care of you

who is diavlo to deny the experience of seeing your younger self? plus who knows! angels are best with children

luke and simeon hear small mc and they’re Running ok

absolutely coo over your form—naturally they love humans and seeing you in your smallish state just reminds them why

honestly luke is just happy he isn’t the shortest one there anymore

while the angels hang out with you the other three devise a solution to make it easier for everyone—they really didn’t want to do paperwork on this shit

barb is on snack duty while solomon figures out how to change you back faster

dia is obviously on photo duty what else is he good for ammiright ahahaaaa (he is also the unofficial human jungle gym, don’t tell Lucifer or he would scream)

simeon spends most of his time watching luke and you play, popping in occasionally when either of you have a question

luke makes it his mission to teach you that demons are Bad ™️ from the get go, thinking that since you’re younger his warnings would have more weight

buuuut it ultimately fails when barb calls for snack time and Everyone Comes Rushing

after dinner dia carries you around his castle and shows off the various secret entrances and paintings

he nearly looses it when your leaning forward from his shoulders and almost slip into a bottomless pit (but he catches you so it’s ok! don’t tell barb)

solomon is finally finished with his unfortunate concoction which means child mc has to say bye bye!! you drink the Thing (thank god it tastes ok) and return to your normal self. phew!

it’s a bittersweet ending for luke, now back to being the shortest guy out there. he cries a little. everyone else shares their photos and videos with you!

[fanficswithskylar]

Obey Me plushy head canons

BASICALLY how would each of the boys (brothers and side characters) react to an MC who really likes plushies and has a lot. like a lot.

this is like, entirely for me cause I love them so if you’re not interested just keep scrolling it doesn’t matter that much

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Lucifer

Wouldn’t get it at first, but doesn’t bother him

He would buy them occasionally as gifts if you bring it up

If you’re upset it would take him a minute but he’d ask if a plushy would help calm you

Still wonders how you keep so many in your room

Mammon

“What? Why would you like plushies?”

Would catch on immediately that he was being rude

Would offer to buy you a plushy as an apology

If he sees one in a store he will text you and ask if you want it

Not helping the pile of them and definitely going to have bought more of them than you eventually

Will get your favorite if you’re sad by default

Leviathan

Doesn’t care, also has some.

Wouldn’t really think to buy any

Probably shows off his Ruri-chan plushies when he finds out

Satan

Doesn’t get it, but you like it so he tries to be understanding

Probably will secretly get himself a cat one

Will ask about them since you like to talk about them

Asmodeus

“Oh! I have some do you want them?”

Doesn’t really like them that much but thought they where cute and bought them a while ago so he gets your interest in them

Definitely buys you some when he sees some that remind him of you

Beelzebub

Thinks it’s cute that you have a collection

Kindof wants to eat them but uses self control for the most part cause you like them

Not allowed around the food shaped ones after he bit a food (probably like a strawberry) plushy in half. Also this man eats plates and walls he definitely ate the stuffing of it

Definitely a good reason that your room is not overflown with them

Belphegor

“Ok? So?”

Has a pile on his bed of a few that he lets your borrow from

Will buy you some if you ask

Will give you one of his if you’re upset to calm you down

Diavolo

Will think it’s a really cool human world thing

Asks where you got them so he can get some

Will get you custom ones as a surprise pretty regularly

Has a place at the castle where he keeps them for you (and him, not gonna lie)

Not helping the pile on your bed whatsoever

Barbatos

Pretty neutral, doesn’t really care

“I think that’s enough,” everytime you go to buy more

Keeps some for you and Diavolo at the castle for when you’re stressed

Likely won’t buy you any and insists you have enough, but if you ask he won’t try to say no but you don’t ask often, if you did he’d probably stop

Solomon

Thinks it’s cute

Definitely put a spell on at least one and now isn’t allowed to give you any

Eventually stops being shady and is allowed around them

Simeon

100% supportive

Will buy some himself if they remind him of you

Offers to buy some for you if you go shopping together

Not the biggest contributor to the pile cough Mammon and Diavolo cough since he thinks you have enough, but doesn’t say anything because it makes you happy

Will bring you some when you are sad

Luke

Excited that he gets to share his stuffed animal interest with somebody

Will deny it around other people, only you and Simeon know, not even Solomon

Will talk to you for hours on his stuffed animals

You probably end up buying him some

Admires the pile on your bed and wants to get more than you but Simeon keeps you both in check

[mcthefamilytherapist]

Headcanon

Diavolo Likes Puzzles

I think that Diavolo likes puzzles

I mean jigsaw puzzles

When he visits the human world, he gets tons of puzzles at the dollar store

He won’t hesitate to spend 50 bucks on them

I think he would really like kitten and puppy ones

He finds them cute

If someone got him a 3,000 piece puzzle, they would definitely be on his favorite person list

Even better, if they did the puzzle with him

He likes being able to bond with them

After the big one is finished, he would probably frame it and put it in his office

I think it would be fun for MC to bring him a 3D puzzle from the human world

He would probably fall in love with them

It’d probably be nice to get him a globe one

Then he could learn about Earth while making the puzzle

That one would also be in his office on his desk

[honnybunnie]

Barbatos: I live to serve, that is my talent.

Simeon: I'm told that my writing must come from God.

[yueichihara]

I might as well die already

[mammonspeanut]

The "undatable" - mean boys and their connection to MC (some suggestive nsfw)

Luke always enjoyed spending time with MC. Baking cakes, learning new things he never learned in Human class his favorite thing was when MC played with his hair. Luke couldn't stop talking about all the adventures they had. But since "the incident" the only thing he can do now is watch MC from afar or sneak notes of encouragement. He would never admit it but at night you can hear quiet sobs coming out of his room.

Barbatos is the perfect silent butler. He hasn't had the chance to talk to MC since their arrival which is mostly due to the reason that when Diavolo calls for them he has to leave the room. He doesn't often agree with how the brothers treat MC but when he is waiting to enter Diavolo's office you can usually catch him with wide eyes and labored breathing looking at his phone watching past videos of MC's 24h live stream. How he wishes to touch the soft skin and kiss all of MC's bruises he could be their knight and shining armour and yet all he is, is a butler who watches his love from afar.

Solomon interacts with MC on a fairly regular basis he enjoys their company. He does feel sorry for the way the brothers treat MC so you can catch him sneaking MC a snack or two or even tending minor wounds during RAD. Yet, although he may not admit it he resents MC for not making pacts with the demons and goes as far as to think it's their own fault for what is happening to them. "You have to defend yourself" has almost become a mantra.

If you had asked Simeon what his favourite thing to do with MC was during the beginning he would have clearly answered having lunch together. The lovely conversations and shared laughes were always his favourite. Nowadays his favour is leaning towards treating MC second class and sometimes inflicting minor injuries only to get praised and touched by Asmodeus. Sometimes he can't even wait until he gets home so if you wait a bit outside of an empty class room I'm sure you'll be able to hear his whimpers and moans even when he is alone. "unngh~❤️ Fuh~ Fuck"

Diavolo the demon prince usually doesn't care for MC but since he had found the 24h stream of them you can always see a tab on his computer open. He's anonymously listed at one of the few who spend the most on the page to get exclusive access to all rooms. Opposite to Barbatos Diavolo doesn't care if anyone catches him with his member out squirming as he moans out MC's name while watching them. He likes to count MC accidentally catching him to his biggest achievements. Diavolo doesn't like touching MC in the slightest since they are usually quite bruised up when they come to his office but he'll gladly walk around them taking in their scent keeping the memory for a later time. Since the first day seeing MC in the human world his only desire has been to crush them so he could make MC his it isn't like Barbatos was any competition.

[greedygal]

The prettiest princess!!