#undeadpoolbro

[nxgmaus]

@undeadpoolbro replied to your photo “why-i-love-comics: Deathstroke #36 - “The Republic” (2018) written...”

Lmao Wade will whoop his counterpart's ass if he tries to touch his newest bud! @nxgmaus

wade you make nygma feel special but he won’t admit it  lol

[nghtnvrsc]

“Publicly, I agree. Personally, I think it’s chickenshit.”-Clark lol spamming u rn

@kryptonianofsteel   [ x ]

‘ too bad you write for print. that could’ve been an actual headline for a vlog. ’ claire closed the harlem hero app D.W. made her install on her phone to focus her attention on the journalist. she sighed, ‘ tracking heroes’ movements ... they are a kind of celebrity. once they’re in costume they’re on the clock, right ...? it’s what i told luke too --- formalize it. but it’s ... i don’t know how to feel about it. it was once obsolete when i was with luke. i didn’t need to track him on an app when i could just text or call him to ask if he was coming home for dinner. but now i just feel like somebody’s stalker ex-girlfriend. ’

[nghtnvrsc]

“For a priest, he’s kind of an asshole.”

@undeadpoolbro   [ x ] 

‘ he’s not a priest — just catholic. don’t let all that hair shirt shtick fool you. ’ claire crossed her arms and stared at the man in the red suit in front of her. ‘ y’know, i once knew a guy who wore a red suit. kind of problematic, too. a lot of repressed anger and martyr complex. so what’s your issue to be looking for matthew effin’ murdock. from experience, you’re either in real trouble, or looking for some. ’

[disgracedgold]

📱-from Supesss. My first time ever doing this txt thingy 😅😅😅

📱 for a random text from my muse to yours.

to PICK THIS ONE UP TOO: i have a questionto PICK THIS ONE UP TOO: i’ve been to a lot of different timelines and this one guy would probably kill me just for saying that but you already know (also EVERYONE KNOWS I CAME FROM THE 25th CENTURY IS IT THAT MUCH OF A STRETCH)to PICK THIS ONE UP TOO: but i haven’t really been to different planetsto PICK THIS ONE UP TOO: so is space as blue and purple as it looks in all the nasa pictures?

[nxgmaus]

"I gotta be honest.  My whole plan is fuzzy right now."

@undeadpoolbro

‘ plan is a bit of a generous term, wade.’ ed looked down at the IKEA ASSEMBLY INSTRUCTIONS covered in doodles.

‘ i told you we needed the manual. dammit, wade, of every place you could’ve drawn on --- napkins, cardboard boxes ... the siberian mobster in the closet. ’ ed made a gesture that vaguely communicated of all the options i provided for you, what were you thinking?

‘ and you didn’t even stay inside the lines. ’ the riddler sighed, crumbling the now useless manual into a ball and threw it to aside, ‘ that’s it. we’re doing that thing with the chainsaw. you owe me now. ’

[scvietasset-blog]

"it’s a whole 'call you daddy, spank me’ thing." 😘 lmao

“…” They were having a conversation about the different types and uses of knives, only to end up here for some strange ass reason. Bucky knew what it was like to be a little fucked up in the head, though; so could he really judge? “…You like getting spanked? I mean, whatever makes you happy, man. I prefer to do the spanking myself. …You’re not gonna start calling me Daddy, right?”

[spider-scnses-blog]

‘  todays forecast we can clearly see that somebody got me fucked up. FUCKED. UP.  ’

“Wade, buddy. We both know someone always has you fucked up. I don’t think you need a forecast for that. Maybe just one pre-recorded button with you saying ‘somebody got me fucked up’ will be more beneficial.”

[lifeanddcath-blog]

“It’s just that I think you like me more now is all. “ --from Killer Croc lol

( @kingcrocjones )

oh, now was there anything more stressful than having to leave her darling garden for more than a day ? the grand majority of the time, she would simply refuse to leave the confines, no matter how urgent the matter... but croc was ‘normal’ now. for as much as she loved appreciated harley, and for as much as she appreciated selina, she simply didn’t trust either of them with the foreboding task of watching over her plants, her companions. waylon, on the other hand... “ well you always have been the only other person who understands, ” she replied, observing how hydrated, how sunlit, how joyous the plants were. “ how would i be able to trust anyone else to respect the green in the same way you do ? ”