#undercrank

[flame-shadow]

pets and pests, chats and charges

[undercrank-jank]

When the Holy Citadel elevates you beyond the Underworks, what would you want to see/do?

… Well? If it’s all it’s been chalked up to be in my head then I’m just thinking everything you might think of when you might say… “retirement”, as stupid as that word is to us.

Kick back, eat good food… They always say work supersedes pleasure, and ain’t nothin’ more pleasurable than getting to our holy Citadel above.

[undercrank-jank]

What was your pilgrimage to the citadel like?

… Imma’ be real, it’s been so long I hardly remember anything before the Citadel.

I know it was always my ambition since I was but a squib. I know I went the right way, got through judgement fine… but then I’m working down here every cycle, goin’ for my acceptance into the fabled gold chambers above.

Workin’ away the sins I gained in the basement of the holy Pharloom capital… what a life it is. But as of now I can’t fathom anything else.

[undercrank-jank]

Damnit man, what’s this bollocks goin’ on right now? Someone died an’ everyone’s mourning them? I should think them weak, for giving thought to the dead. To continue living beyond them is enough to honor the deceased… but I’m not clueless enough to not see the grief in the air.

Someone wanna explain to me what happened or am I gonna have to work while this bad energy looms over me?

[its-after-3am]

Any time a monster does that thing where it moves in sort of a slow motion, but then gets super fast and undercranky towards the camera, it almost always gets me. My poor monkey brain can’t handle it.

[gresh]

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