#driznit

[driznit-of-karak]

*get bapped*

*Sponsored by Scarlet, second of the weaver-wyrm line and sister to [REDACTED]*

GRRRRRR

WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?!?!?!

IT'S CUZ YOU'RE REALLY BAPPABLE

YOU TAKE THAT BACK ASSHOLE

NO BITCH

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

[driznit-of-karak]

*Gives you Zirconium pants*

(They fit around the Driznit somehow)

WHY DOES MY FACE FEEL LIKE IT'S DISINTEGRATING INTO CHALK

THIS IS SCARY

[driznit-of-karak]

when you camouflage how do you stay still for so long

genuinely that's impressive

ITS REALLY EASY ACTUALLY

WHILE BURROWED WE GO INTO A SORT OF HALF SLEEP WHERE WE'RE STILL AWARE ENOUGH OF OUR SURROUNDINGS TO AMBUSH ANY ONCOMING PREY

[driznit-of-karak]

(It's a Small Stream) (It looks Delicious and Refreshing)

DELICIOUS

VERY QUENCHING

[driznit-of-karak]

An item is placed in front of you: a certificate.

— @the-pharloomblr-games

WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS MEAN

NOT FIRST PLACE?!?!

0 KILLS?!?!?!

THIS IS BULLSHIT

[driznit-of-karak]

Who are the three greatest mathematicians of all time?

OBVIOUSLY ITS ME, ME, AND ME

YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS ALREADY

[driznit-of-karak]

Worm 🫵

WHAT IS A WORM???

DO YOU MEAN A WYRM???

I WISH I WAS A WYRM THAT'D BE SICK AS FUCK

[driznit-of-karak]

@sands-of-karak

[The goat of Karak appears and says "bleh!" to you.]

...HUH??

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING

YOU CANNOT TELL ME THAT'S A BUG

GET IT AWAY FROM ME