#undertale sams

[jesarts54]

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[roxybefab]

Dating Sans includes;

(This is slightly based off of Sans is Typing... from quotev by @ your waifu for laifu)

He has no idea why the hell you would want to date some random skeleton you met online but he isn’t complaining

You’re one of Frisk’s friends irl so he actually meets you sooner than he expected to

So to prove if you were actually a good person, he invited you over to his house

And introduced you to the great Papyrus!

The moment you actually ate some of his sibling’s spaghetti and actually complimented it, even offering to help him cook something in the near future, he felt his face heat up a bit

And he realized he liked you

Which freaked him out a bit

Eventually he got the courage to mention his feelings to you

And he is so glad that you like him back

But confused????

He’s a lazy sack of bones with like

Nothing interesting?????

Puns

Lots

And lots

Of puns

He will say them until you can’t breath

And there’s also pickup lines

Omfg he thinks it’s cute how flustered you get when he uses pickup lines on you

“You’re so sweet, you can put Hershey’s out of business.”

He’s pretty damn smooth lmao

His kisses are always so damn sweet

He truly loves you so he doesn’t hold back

Like, he obviously is still really damn lazy, but he will cook stuff (SuRpRiSe!) and invite you over for a movie night

He even buys you some favorite snacks of yours

It’s really sweet of him to at least try to not be lazy

Papyrus is like a younger sibling to you and he asks for a bedtime story every night you’re there

Which you do gladly

And leaves Sans gawking at you in awe

He loves that whenever you go to the store, you always bring back something for him

Whether it be a bottle of ketchup or new slippers, he loves it

You putting on his hoodie whenever he takes it off makes him pretty happy

Especially since it’s so big on you

And when he gets it back, it smells like your shampoo

He likes to play with your hair by running his phalanges through your (h/c) locks

He braids it (lazily of course) without a hair tie

Which you leave in before it comes apart

;-;

Papyrus is pretty obvious whenever he’s in on a secret that Sans told him

“Uh.. why is Papyrus hiding behind that conveniently shaped lamp?”

“I AM HIDING SO THAT SANS CAN TELL YOU THAT HE WANTS TO TAKE YOU ON A DATE TO GRILLBY’S! I AM AMAZING AT HIDING. NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!”

He gets all flustered when his brother tells you before him

Your kiss all over his face whenever he looks upset or bothered by something

It makes him chuckle before he grips your face and places his teeth on your lips in a passionate kiss

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