#ungrammatical

[onestarpicturebooks]

I did NOT buy this book because of the ungrammatical title, even though the book looks adorable inside. I realize it's a play on the use of "who done it" for mystery books, but children won't know that. Instead, they will see and hear bad grammar at home This is the same reason I won't buy Junie B. Jones books. Call me Scrooge if you want, but so be it.

PJ reviews Who Done It

[plantcrime]

gr eat!!!!! great tgerte agtreat greatg getagr great i hate myse fk so omuch

[sleepyforestbeast]

People who intentionally write in a non-grammatical way are the bane of my existence. I don't have time to decipher this cryptic message you've just sent me. Please stop.

[brostridork]

im mmmmmmmmm im ana wful peorson i fuckinh ha tee hate hate atehate im gonan dfucking isdie an dn o oens even gon na carebecause im fuvkign awufl im badb babdbabdbad

[brostridork]

[carmenfreakinsandiego]

Brief, ungrammatical summaries of almost every Godzilla plot point.

!!! SPOILERS !!!

whoa the spongebob fan theory didnt say anything about this

happy birthday bryan cranston your wife is dead

nah man it was an earthquake obvs we dont have giant lizard demon nests sall good bruh

15 years go by

dammit papa cranston got arrested again

hey son lets go investigate our old home even though its been evacuated for 15 years and i didnt think to pick up my findings until now

guys instead of taking bryan cranston and his son to jail lets take them to our holding chamber for things that killed his wife

oh looks its the cloverfield monster

bryan cranston takes a spill and dies (WAIT WHAT)

we call the cloverfield monster a muto (massive unidentified terrestrial organism) but were gonna call this giant lizard thing chasing it godzilla

also theres a giant lizard named godzilla and we didnt bring it up until now and also were gonna ship you off to hawaii to get a transfer flight and hope that the muto doesnt go there

shit the muto is in hawaii and its taking nukes and stuff for some reason

oh hey its godzilla and hes about to do a badass fight with the muto OR THEY JUST CUT TO AN AFTERMATH THATS COOL

oh hey its another muto (hooray we now have 3 monsters in a titular monster movie)

okay guys our plan is were gonna nuke the three of them even tho the mutos kinda thrive off radiation and this seems like a strange plan

oh wait a muto intercepted the train and now they brought a nuke to san fransisco (lol whoops)

godzilla wrecks the golden gate bridge while stupid people just take a gander at whats happening

alright now we got a badass fight between godzilla and two mutos OR WE CAN JUST CUT TO ANOTHER PLOTLINE THATS COOL

bryan cranstons son nukes a nest of muto eggs which im pretty sure is gonna spawn a finding nemo scenario for future sequels

one muto down and so is godzilla apparently (tho not really)

other muto starts chasing bryan cranstons son with the nuke on a boat

godzilla comes back from the dead (i guess) and pries open the muto jaws and zaPS THE FUCK OUT OF THE MUTOS INTERNAL ORGANS AND SEPARATES ITS HEAD (okay that was worth the price of admission alone im not gonna lie)

godzilla "dies" again

bryan cranstons son reunites with his dumb family and godzilla comes back to life for the second time

godzilla is seen as lizard jesus and jumps back into the ocean to await the inevitable sequel

[peculiarrian]

      Growing up wasn't easy. People keep on asking me things on which I don't have an idea if they are just giving me a shot on explaining myself or to just test me if I'm being true to them. But sometimes, actions don't speak louder than words. I preferred not to say anything about that because I know that I also have issues about myself that I can't even comprehend and I know that no one would understand me. And I keep on pretending that I can't hear labels they are putting beside my name to the point that I can't even consider my name something, I am most familiar of. I sometimes believe that I'm not good enough or I will never be a perfect fit to any person, pursuit or even the things that I find myself doing most of the time. And what hurts the most is that I should be used to it but it still hurts.

     Sometimes, I just wish I could have a pair of earrings.