Sitting in the bathtub waiting for the clock to strike 12 and midnight to arrive so I can burn some paper slips
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Sitting in the bathtub waiting for the clock to strike 12 and midnight to arrive so I can burn some paper slips
Getting your mom to drive you around and buy fabric markers, a kinder bueno, two white prototype shirts, and a mcflurry with 20 chicken nuggets all because you got a binder and want to turn it into the hatsune Miku Thomas Jefferson binder is a unique experience on mine and I don't wanna fucking hear it from anyone else.
I sometimes like to make a silly face at toddlers on the subway when their parents aren't looking to see their reactions. One time I stuck my tongue out at a small child in a stroller. He tried frantically to inform his two older siblings of what he just witnessed but since he was too young to speak they couldn't understand what he meant by pointing at me and making noises. No one will ever believe him.
Sex is great and all but have you ever had two extremely clingy extremely obsessive drug abusing criminals sandwich you in bed and cuddle you all night but they're both so messed up they never even realized the other guy was there?
thinking about that time when my sister mentioned how she was staying up late one night and heard me go into the bathroom without turning the lights on and just giggling to myself and it made me confront the fact that I giggle out loud to myself very often and now everytime I giggle out loud I remember that conversation and I remember that people most likely hear me when I giggle to myself
Doesn’t mean I ever stop I just continue giggling with that knowledge because I love giggling and I’m giggling right now as I make this post and people probably can hear me
Sometimes I think "oh I don't really have any interesting life experiences" then randomly remember something that happened several years ago, like when I woke up to a police K-9 licking my ear.
does anyone else keep getting drawn into other people's hetero passing bi4bi relationships
like youll become friends with one person and then the other and then they both lwk start flirting with you
this has happened to me three times in the past year and i need to know this is not just a me thing