Ormad & Rook - Oh boy, a newcomer arrives, Mr. Lucien!! Rook’s probably reliving personal trauma but Ormad like the insensitive bastard he is goes “nahhhhhhh it’s not that big of a deal.” I hope Rook kicks his shin at some point
Ormad, Rudy, Sirus, & Myrakaar - Literally Ormad’s trying to see the all-seeing god of nothing as competition instead of being worried about his own existence possibly being shattered. Square up. Meanwhile Sirus and Rudy are eating donuts and have exceeded a record of 20 near-death experiences
Ormad & Bruce - monster boyfriends cuddles and kisses we all stan this fluff 10/10. how tall is bruce now? we don’t know at least he can pick ormad up
King Ormad & Sir Patrick - Wonderful the King has triggered another person’s trauma and gives 0 damns about it!! Natural expectations. Sir Patrick I beg of you to go somewhere else because this man will emotionally make things worse. Speaking of Sir Patrick, this ice knight is now apologizing to sad vampire chef. Maybe they’ll become friends. In every accidental ableist there is a heart of gold
Oscar & Sylvia - you think this man is mentally well enough to care for a child? He is Not!! So that’s why it only happens in his dreams. Currently he has a tiny wolf girl holding onto his hand, also known as Dream Sylvia. Dream Sylvia is basically normal Sylvia but without the everything. Oscar is going to emotionally destroy himself again
Oscar & 7812 - Local man with enough issues on his plate and after being warned several times by Crimson to stay away from Nicholas and 7812, decides to approach 7812. 7812 is huge and also is pure baby. (That might commit murder in the future.) Does Oscar know that? No. He’s just adopting another child
Oscar, Sirus, & Myrakaar - Oh lookie here, in another universe local man with enough issues on his plate also attempts to adopt another child capable of murder. What comes with murderous child? A coldhearted abusive entity of course for just $1.99
Oscar & Mr. Basil Fawlty - It appears local man with enough issues on his plate has found another local man with enough issues on his plate. It’s time for Anxiety.... 2!! (Does a little jump) And they’re constantly testing each other’s blood pressure very unintentionally. Who passes out first
Oscar, Wren, Haywood, and Persephone - The park trio, consisting of Golly Ginger, Grumpy Middle-Aged Gay Man and The Only Voice of Reason, comes across a rare breed -- supernatural nature man!! Golly Ginger has now picked up supernatural nature man in his truck and they’re running from an angry mob. Tune in next season no pun intended
Rudy & Queen Lilly - let’s trust a genocidal queen after attempting to murder her!! Even brutal ladies have the heart for bloodthirsty children. Gave her a bath, some clothes to wear, and is now cross-questioning her. Will she adopt her? We do not know!! We’ll just know that the both of them always have some sort of blood on them
