#unless....

[nocek]

And we all should be jelly.

(at least Miguel is so maybe they are closer to that dumb triangle than Wade thought XD)

[reallottiem]

[kissmejusttokiss]

a vaguely henderhop fic where steve and dustin take road trips every single year and steve pretends not to notice that every trip they take is to some tiny village in the middle of nowhere and that every drive home is punctuated with a short phone call to mike and angry scribbling in a journal that usually stays locked and hidden. and maybe it's better that they never talk about why Dustin is suddenly desperate to extend their trips out of the US or why there's a part of himself that never quite moves on from 1987, because if they did then Steve might have to admit that he knows exactly what it feels like to retrace steps that someone else never got to take. because grieving is a bit like searching for something you know is never going to be found and he still does a double take every time he sees a leather jacket and a mess of brown hair.

[sillygoofyqueer]

Ok so, following the convo we we're having in discord:

MBJ got his hamster stolen from right under his nose lmao, and now he even has a wife and an adorable little babey. He should apply for second wife.

SQH doesn't have a single clue what's happening or why the sect leader is looking at his with murder in his eyes.

-Chablie

Hello Chablie hello hello Chablie hello. I've actually forgotten everything about this apart from the fact that we had the conversation and that Mobei-Jun is intent on one-upping Shen Jiu. NEVERMIND, I'VE UNLOCKED MY BRAIN. Okay so, see, the thing is, Shang Qinghua isn't married to Shen Jiu yet. Why is this? Shen Jiu is waiting for Shang Qinghua to finally ask him to marry him, and Shang Qinghua is like "damn I hope Shen-shixiong finds a husband so he doesn't have to resort to leaving little baby A-Yuan with me all the time." He thinks he's the worst babysitter ever while A-Yuan is toddling around and calling him Baba, all the while hissing and biting at anyone else who tries to interact with him because he Doesn't Like Humans. So, technically, it's more just an almost-baby trapping situation except it just misses the mark because Shang Qinghua thinks he's the place holder for a father until someone actually worthy of Shen Jiu comes along. Yue-Shixiong, please don't kill him, he's just not remotely a threat which is why A-Yuan likes him!!!

So. This means that, while Shen Jiu has a leg up in the competition, Mobei-Jun still has a shot of being first wife. He's been courting Shang Qinghua longer, and this little human will not stop him from getting his little rat husband. If a child is what has drawn Shang Qinghua's attention away from him, then a child is what Mobei-Jun needs to find. Of course, this is found in the form of toddler Luo Binghe, who looks a lot like Shang Qinghua (much more than the human's child), and goes pretty easily because "wow that's a big demon and oh okay I'm being picked up now. I'm two I have no idea what's going on." He takes his child back to Shang Qinghua and goes "our child. Take responsibility." Shang Qinghua doesn't even realise this is Luo Binghe at first and so legitimately assumes that that's his kid without ANY question because hey they did hold hands that one time, maybe demon biology is different-

Cue smug Mobei-Jun and pissed off Shen Jiu fighting over who gets to marry him first while Shang Qinghua sits in the background entertaining the babies because he's good with kids.

[nicole-the-hololynx]

kristopher? kristine? nah it's actually short for Kriska

[frogayyyy]

not my parents getting me a spirk card ajsjdsk

[homely-lunatic]

if it were 2014 you could use a deviantart template to draw a monster high OC and you could name her harmony ashton-sharp and you could give her a cool twisted neck and a hole in her body and list her monster parents as madeline ashton and helen sharp and under the category of biggest pet peeve u could write something about how she has trouble lying because everyone can see right through her and u could give her red and blonde streaked hair and under the favorite school subject section u could pick a class name with "dead" in the title and make a death becomes her pun and when people in the comments asked about her name u could tell them that it fits the pattern with her moms (mad, hell, and harm). alas it is not 2014.