#unsmart

[the-fuck-did-u-say]

I-

I fucking burnt the rice.

How. How does someone fuck up this bad on such an easy recipe.

I had absolutely NO clue what I was doing. I needed to ask how to turn the stove on. And I completely forgot that mine was a nut free school and I brought in nuts.

I repeat. How.

Thank you to @oddysseus-ship and the especially the person who gave me the recipe, @steeltracer. None of this is your fault, I’m just genuinely so fucking incompetent Gordon Ramsay would cry.

[queencursedarchive]

All of that right in the middle of the supermarket

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[jackskellletor]

me: *shows up at social event*

me: *tries hardest to look as unaprochable as possible in order to not have to have a conversation*

me: why dont i have more friends or anyone to talk to?

[cyruspavels]

Unsmart

Everyone has an opinion about a topic like we all have assholes, right? But not everyone is well versed in said topics. Not everyone has been at every vantage point of said situation to understand the other vantage point. We’re all merely regurgitating the bullshit we’ve heard someone less educated than ourselves say. 

Joke. That’s how you appear to me. Because you are and you know it. 

You’ve been afraid, your entire life, to be exposed as a fraud. You’ve switched music and fashion styles more than the average person ever does. Yet, you believe yourself to matter. That’s the delusion, and you are correct to wonder if you should be locked up and tucked away behind gated fences and padded walls somewhere. 

The biggest joke in life has always been yourself. You’re inconsistent and I can tell that right away from your social media, alone. I don’t have to ever have met you to see that. And those things scare you profoundly. 

Maybe stop yapping away on social media with nonsense about things you just started learning about. Maybe stay in your lane, quietly, and just talk about those video games you mastered, and that 1 book you finally got through and finished. Everything else is too much for your simple mind. 

Stay out of the way. The word: “Smart,” is too highly overused and much often abused. Your parents were simply being kind. 

-CYRUS PAVEL

[aireyverkhovensky]

why is there a sudden wave of people trying to ban the words "dumb" and "stupid" you know where this is heading right george orwell must be proud, i bet he thought doublespeak would never have a literal application

[babyilovetheway]

[alicke]