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i probably AM that ao3 author you're thinking of dm for commissions (art + fic, negotiable rates) i enjoy silly star trek aus and taking shitposts to their tragic logical conclusions

[aireyverkhovensky]

returning to tumblr after almost 10 years... need new people to follow!

i mostly want fandom stuff! (fandoms and caveats under the cut)

my main fandoms:

star trek deep space nine

star trek the original series/the animated series/the original series movies

old star trek comics (especially the 1984-1988 dc licensed tos run, if you know what i'm talking about PLEASE hmu)

pre-2009 star trek novels (mostly standalone pocket novels)

i also enjoy:

star trek voyager, the next generation (i dont care for the movies tbh), enterprise, prodigy, lower decks

metal gear solid

ace attorney

professor layton

ghost trick

umamusume pretty derby

detective conan/magic kaito

golden kamuy

dungeon meshi

m*a*s*h

house md

trigun/trigun maximum (i have not seen stampede/stargazer yet but i dont mind spoilers!)

fullmetal alchemist (specifically the manga or brotherhood, i havent seen the og anime)

the x files

creepcast

fyodor dostoyevsky novels and short stories

harry potter, but like the og snapewives era type beat

my dead dove content policy: yes please! give it to me! 😈

non fandom stuff:

general memes, jokes, and shitposts

animals, especially reptiles and amphibians

animal husbandry and veterinary science

conservation and ecology, but specifically stuff that focuses on e.g. pollution, habitat preservation, endangered species preservation, nuclear power, killing poachers, letters of marque against illegal chinese fishing vessels, etc. i do NOT care for climate doomerism and i am a certified wind power hater

food and cooking

germany and the german language (i live here now)

mythology, folklore, obscure theology, and cryptids

PLEASE DO NOT SUGGEST A BLOG THAT HEAVILY POSTS ABOUT REAL LIFE TOPICS, ESPECIALLY POLITICS AND DISCOURSE

i am here to go :) or :D, not :( or >:(

i have every term i could think of blacklisted

if you post or reblog stuff i find annoying but are making fun of/criticizing it, i probably wont do anything

if you post or reblog stuff i find annoying unironically will either add a new term to my blacklist, block whoever you reblogged it from, unfollow you, or block you, depending on how much you do that

i will not follow anyone who has a byf they actually take seriously, i.e. people who expect followers to disclose parts of their indentities. no thank you!

other things i don't want to see

star trek discovery, picard, strange new worlds, starfleet academy, or that section 31 movie nobody liked. i also don't enjoy the alternate original series movies but i'm not like mad about them or anything

i am not finished watching breaking bad and i have not watched better call saul yet, and i am trying to avoid spoilers, but the shows are old enough that i don't expect anyone to tag spoilers so i'd just rather not follow someone who posts it at all (if you do tag spoilers lmk and i'll just add your tag to my blacklist)

if i see repeated posts for a fandom i'm not in, i'll probably blacklist that fandom, but there's no hard feelings

pixar's turning red. please don't ask

if you've ever posted anything dunking on the church of jesus christ of latter day saints (mormons) please stay 10000000 feet away from me

if you're a member of the church of jesus christ of latter days and can handle me occasionally swearing and posting/discussing borderline nsfw content, let's be mutuals!

anyway, if you know of any blogs i should follow, drop them here 👇 reblogging this post would also be helpful! i got suspended from twitter, so it's time to come home!

I DO NOT EXPECT ANYONE TO FOLLOW ME BACK! I DO NOT CARE!

and yes, i probably AM that person on ao3 you're thinking of...

[aireyverkhovensky]

does anyone else get the feeling that browser volume settings have gotten weird and like youtube and streaming sites and videos on google drive etc are all super quiet even with every volume slider turned all the way up and your computer at max volume. and then you get a notification from some random other app and it blows out your speakers

[limnaea]

[ilovemywife103947]

[afloweroutofstone]

It’s always fun to be reminded how recent European national identities are. Peasants in 1860’s Sicily had never heard the term “Italy” before, the majority of people in France didn’t speak French at the time of the French Revolution, etc.

[dostoyevsky-official]

[pyjnda]

from the observations of a british diplomat in the ukraine in 1912, quoted in Bini Adamczacks Beziehungsweise Revolution

[when one asks the avarage peasant farmer in the ukraine about his nationality, he will answer, he is "greek-orthodox"; when one pushes him to say whether he is a russian, a pole, or a ukranian, he will answer, he is a farmer; and when one demands demands to find out which language he speeks, he will say that he speaks "the language from around here". ... i.e. when one wants to find out which state he would like to belong to – whether he would rather be governed by an pan-russian or a specifically ukranian government – one will find out, that in his opinion, all governments are a plague on the land, and it would be best, if the "christian peasantfolk" were left to themselves.]

[morekanarfordamar-deactivated20]

Bonus

[qmybeloved]

~~ すばらしい, あちゃん~~~

[weyounbathwater]

Imagine you're on a space station and everything is falling apart because this weird alien device is cutting your life support and then this guy, who the last you heard of was on trial for terrorism, comes on screen and says that hes going to try to travel back in time to bring back a whale. I'd hop out of an airlock

[trx34ksh]

This clip 😭😭😭🩷

[bigandtired-deactivated20250405]

[dragongirlsnout]

i enter the shower. hours pass. i emerge from the shower, having mixed all of my soaps and scrubs and lotions and conditioners and shampoos and body washes together in the tub in precise alchemical quantities. i smell like 314 different herbs and spices. my hair will not need washing for the next 500 days. my skin has developed protective chitinous scales. i step out of the tub and immediately slip and fall on a stray puddle of mane 'n tail and sprain my pussy

[alchemistdoctor]

Howl Pendragon

[neonfretra]

hell is full. heaven is full. god created a new holding space for souls called hurgle and the only thibg to do here is this infinitely expading jigsaw puzzle of a finely detailed pigeon. we are just slowwwwwly creating little tufts of feathers for eternity . yesterday , greg found a corner piece

[simonalapropaganda]

made a tumblr account for this post and this post only

[levymcgarden55]

Happy to report that this is one of five posts on their account and then they never came back

[nothatisnotsolidsnake]

I'm suffering because of the heat and so must they

Going back to my roots, having to draw with my finger on my phone 😔

(I'm on holiday and my drawing tablets home)

[willgrahamscock]

ao3 is not gonna start censoring fanfics just because the thought crimes people are throwing a hissy fit

[willgrahamscock]

ao3 has no algorithm so if you’re seeing works you do not want to read then my guy. what are you doing at the devils sacrament?

[willgrahamscock]

[human-pet-they]

I love when pop psych people who are convinced childhood is a general solution to all problems say “in adulthood, you either recreate or reject dynamics or experiences you had as a child”. I suppose that’s sort of impossible to really disagree with, as the set of “doing something from your childhood; or; not doing something from your childhood” logically contains every possible experience.

[lucy-moderatz]

It is not important to me. It is important to you. You are judging me on my fitness to be a parent. Don't deny it, Jadzia. I can see it in your eyes. I have proven myself to be a worthy husband to you, but you are not convinced I would be a good parent to your children.

[ilynpilled]

the notion that it is trauma that licenses #problematic content sets such a shitty and dangerous precedent that still puts creators in a position where they need to justify themselves. it burdens ppl into disclosing deeply personal details and trauma to defend/excuse/validate their output that in no universe are others entitled to, so i think ppl really need to let that go as the go-to defense for the inclusion of dark and taboo subject matter in fiction anyway, as much as they think it is a palatable and convincing argument

[ilynpilled]

these things shouldnt be off-limits for anybody and we need to construct our arguments around that

[ilynpilled]

#“nono guys its ok op can draw/write this horrible thing because theyre intrinsically damaged and will never be normal like us :)”

THIS IS THE OTHER THING!

[hiveswap]

big fan of when you peel back all layers of a character and at the bottom of it there's love

[hiveswap]

why are they doing this? because they loved someone so much it caused the plot to happen. Grief counts btw