Ship meme: Chris x Lindsay // feel free to not do! I know we haven't interacted yet!
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - As long as Lindsay’s willing to take it. He’s head over heels and wants to make sure she feels comfortable with an older guy.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Chris sort of had a crush on her from day one on the island, but couldn’t place it. Later in the season and in the seasons that followed, her sweet nature and mannerisms just hooked him.
How was their first kiss? - Their first wasn’t even on the lips. He’d helped her figure out something, just needed someone to talk to really. She gave him a quick peck on the cheek and thanked him. He fell, hard.
Who is the best man/men? - Chef
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Beth
Who did the most planning? - Chris. He tried his damnest to get it perfect for her. This included calling everyone he could think that knew her to figure out exactly what her favorite/dream wedding was. Chris doesn’t do planning, He usually hires someone for everything. But for her? Anything.
Who stressed the most? - Chris
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Blaineley & Topher. Both would try to break them up/sabotage things.
Sex:-the readmore only worked on the little side preview thing on the last one so I’m going to keep it up top and put an nsfw tag at the bottom. Apologies-
Who is on top? - Chris mostly, but sometimes Lindsay because he “wants his gorgeous model to have the spotlight.”
Who is the one to instigate things? - Both.
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
*Chris is a freak, but he would always check if She was ok with whatever. Also would rather explore what she wants more than anything anyway.
How long do they normally last? - However long it takes for both to feel satisfied.
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Chris wants to take care of her more than anything, but for both it really depends on the mood/day.
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
*Depends on what who is in the mood for. He can go VERY gentle or VERY rough.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
*He’s very affectionate. He’ll probably cuddle/nuzzle with her for a good while after sex, or just have his arms around her in public.
How many children will they have naturally? - One. A girl named Moira. Chris cleared the name with Lindsay of course, but that was his mother’s name and he thought she ought to be honored for taking care of him.
How many children will they adopt? - None
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Chris. He doesn’t want to, but Lindsay is -probably- grossed out and he takes over. Not without gagging and all that himself though.
Who is the stricter parent? - Chris. Although, he is the kind of parent to fuss then when the other parent leaves just leans in and tells the kid that was dangerous-and be more careful next time- but you aren’t in that much trouble.
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - See the previous one.
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Chris just gives her money to buy her own. Both are too busy most of the time in the mornings.
Who is the more loved parent? - Lindsay. Not that Chris is bad to her or anything, but she’s just more loving to her so she gets more love back.
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Both, though Chris does more talking/negotiating.
Who cried the most at graduation? - Both. Both are easily emotional. -Chris gets more emotional off camera than on.
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Both, but Chris has severe problems going to police stations now due to the treatment he received in jail before.
Who does the most cooking? - Lindsay. Or they just go out to a restaurant.
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Chris. Also, guess what Moira got from her father?
Who does the grocery shopping? - Both, or Chef just pops by/calls and asks if they need anything while he’s out shopping.
How often do they bake desserts? - Not very often, as Chris actually doesn’t have that much of a sweet tooth. However, he will bake something occasionally to be sweet to Lindsay & Moira.
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Makes salads sometimes because it’s just easier, but Chris is more of a meat person. It doesn’t matter to him though.
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Either Chris cooks for them, or he makes reservations early at one of those places you have to wait weeks to get into.
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Both
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - Answer the same as the last one. Chris due to getting distracted by the smallest noise from Moira because he fears the worst has happened due to him treating the kids so terribly for years on TD.
Who cleans the room? - Cleaner service. Though if Lindsay or Moira’s sick he’ll make sure to clean up the room they’re in so they’re more comfortable.
Who is really against chores? - Neither want to.
Who cleans up after the pets? - Chris. He’s used to cleaning up after his dogs when he was younger and thinks nothing of it.
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Cleaning service did this once. Chris blew them out of the water because what if Moira was allergic to something? He watches the new service more sternly after.
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - I’m thinking Lindsay? Chris couldn’t give less of a darn. He’s used to playing host.
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Chris. He promptly just puts it in the swear jar they have going because he hadn’t been doing it lately like he should’ve.
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Both take longer. Doesn’t matter to either of them though.
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Both. They just make it a family thing.
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Any and all opportunity, the place is decked out. Both love decorating.
What are their goals for the relationship? - For Chris to better himself as a person, and for both to give each other the best years of their life. And when Moira is born, to make sure she has the best life possible.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Both if Chris doesn’t have hosting duty.
Who plays the most pranks? - Both. Chris tones down the more vicious pranks and only hits Chef or one of his other friends with them, and Lindsay tries to get the prank master. Sometimes she does, and sometimes he acts like she does.