#up date

[jokingluna]

One of several lovely suggestions from @maudyoulook

Expect to see more of them in the next couple of days. If you would like to suggest a joke, please do! We cannot always use them for various reasons, such as already having used the joke, but we can always use new material!

[yandere-foods]

It's been a while.

Hey there lovelies, it's been some time since I last posted and it's about time I let you guys know what's been going on. As some of you know I've been struggling with depression for a while and it finally knocked me to the ground. Everything became to much and I felt alone, lost, discouraged, and defeated. In the last few weeks (months?) I've been seeking help through friends and consulting. And with that and classes I couldn't keep up with this blog but I still want to do this. I want this blog to work and even open up yandere blogs for other fandoms. That leads to the question if you guys want separate fandom blogs or, just open this blog to more than food fantasy. And finally, thank you to everyone who has stayed with me through this. I love all you lovelies!

(I also have a story in the works right now, it's a slow process it's a yandere Bamboo Rice, and its gonna be a bit NS*W woops)

[riverpersonn]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Flowey forges bonds. Frisk defies expectations. Undyne breaks the news.

“You are not funny!!” Chara shouts, and buoyed by that, Frisk spins on their heel and charges back onto the stage.

“Oh wait – Frisk – “ Momma calls, but Frisk spreads out their hands wide and waves over at Mettaton, waves at the monsters down in the pit, waves at Flowey and jumps up and down. Are you ready?! Are you ready?! they yell with their hands. Mrs. Hills! Hopes and Dreams! Let’s show her how wrong she really is!!!

Flowey whoops, startling Mrs. Hills, and disappears into the dirt to explode out of his pot on the edge of backstage. “If you are sure…alright, then!” Momma smiles, with a twinge of nervousness. She gathers up all the adoption papers into a neat stack, with an unconscious air of protecting them. “Mrs. Hills, I believe you asked a few months ago if you could come and see Frisk’s progress in the musical – their, ah, occupational therapy, as you referred to it? Well…”

“BUCKLE UP!” Chara yells, and presses their knuckles to their mouth and stomps their boots on the floor.

[distinctus]

[theitches]

This Aquarius guy... pissing me off. I literally have not even met him and am already I’m like “What the fuck are we?” like I thot I could handle it because I’m a Libra but my moon and venus are like... SOME SRT OF STABILITY PLEASE. he keeps asking me on impromptu dates like a few hours before... So i have to keep saying no and then he stops replying for a whole ass night. We have half planned maybe doing something tomorrow but every time I bring it up there’s no organization progress... like he really just wants me to teleport there at the exact time an hour away... excluding train times... looking like a snack... What the fuck™.

[infiniteregress17]

Be A Doctor

So, I’ve been busy hammering out an idea for the chapter of Be A Doctor to go out with The Eaters of Light. I’m having a blast with that, sending the Doctor and Clara to a Masked Ball in search of you-know-what. And I didn’t miss that raven in the episode trailer, so that has potential to feature in my story too. And more Whouffaldi kisses, because I know you guys like that, (and so do I).

As I’m off on a family day up the river on Sunday, I expect I’ll post the chapter Monday evening. If you need to catch up on the story, you can find it here.

I want to shout out to my wonderful beta reader @tounknowndestinations who goes above and beyond the call of duty to help me turn each chapter around quickly and generally knock this story into shape. {{{{{ hugs }}}}} 

[yandere-foods]

Okay this blog is about to be 18+

It's my blog and I wanna do sexy stuff. That's all. This is just a heads up for the minors on my blog and the people on my blog who don't like sexy stuff every thing that I feel is 18+ will be tagged 18+ feel free to black list the tag especially if your a minor, or if 18+ stuff isn't up your alley. That being said I have new rules:

1. As I can't physically force minors off my blog I ask that you please black list the 18+ tag. If not for you do it for me my blog can get deleted and I don't want that.

2. I'm thinking opening thirsty Tuesday (I work late on Thursdays) This will be 18+ so minors don't interact if you do I block you.

3. I will not be talking to minors on this app, unless it's about mental health or you really need someone to vent to are the only exceptions.

All that aside, I was gone due to personal reasons but I'm back now so let's have some fun and open up love letter from a yandere. I look forward to this blog and all you lovelies!