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[venhedish]

What's really cool about the internet is that none of you bitches know me (excluding the few of you that do), so when I say something like "hmm. thinkin' about Dean Supernatural feeding Sam Supernatural directly from his mouth like a momma bird," You all go okay girl! follow ur bliss! love and light I am also insane!

But if I was sitting next to you on your couch and just like, turned to look at you all serious and said "you know actually Jared Padalecki's tits have rights and I'd let him absolutely drown me in breast milk," You would call the police. I would not be invited back to watch any more project runway.

And its a shame because I just have to sit there in sexy silence with all these unhinged thoughts bouncing around in my brain while the guy at wendys is trying to hand me my frosty.

I guess I'm just saying we should all be freaks 100% of the time, especially irl and to complete strangers. Cringe culture is dead. I want to be feared.

[shahrukharry]

Hindi song recs pls (preferably sad/angst)......

[goddesstrolls-archive]

speaking of my doctor i saw a new one the other day and had to explain the fact that i’m not using birth control bc my partner and i are both dfab

[themarshalstale]

unpopular opinion but I loved Endgame

[connorundertale]

"You know Cheesecake is full of other cakes, right? You can dig into of them instead."

Donovan popped his bubble gum and flashed his friend a confused look. "Instead? Instead a' what?"

Alexander rubbed his temples, elbows on the bar. Deep breath.

"Instead of the one you keep on your arm. You don't even like spice cake flavor."

Donovan swiveled his bar seat some and gave Alexander a dull look. "You don't like 'im? Then don't be friends with 'im."

"Trust me, I'm not. I don't get why it's still here. You didn't fuck or bite it yet?"

"Nope. Not yet. He's my friend. Dunno why that's an issue for you." The last part had a sting to it that Alexander couldn't shake off.

"But it's basically a sex doll."

"I really don't like your attitude. 'S really pissin' me the fuck off." Donovan got off the bar stool. "First off, he's not a fuckin' 'it'. He's a fuckin' he. If I hear that shit again I might fuckin' knock your teeth down your throat."

Alexander had heard that low, heart-stopping voice before, but never ever directed at him. He squeezed his glass tightly and held his breath. Furious at his best friend for not understanding. Heart broken at the threat. Donovan's deathly glare reminded him why Donovan led this band of vampires.

"Fuckin' Pastrians aren't just fuckin' walkin' sex toys! They're people! What the fuck kinda backwards thinkin' bullshit are you on, dude? Think just cuz they get you hard, that's all they exist for?"

"When have you *ever* seen a Pastrian not whore themselves out at anything that fucking moves, huh? They have sex with anything with a dick. They fuck animals, they fuck their own family, they have fucked up morals and its fucking gross! I can't believe you'd ever fucking spend more than one night with one, let alone try to make friends when all it wants is to get stuffed and then go back to its little fucking brothel!"

Uh oh.

Alex slowly backed away.

Glass shattered in Donovan's hand.

"You better fuckin' leave. Right now. I'm seein' red."

And like a coward, Alexander ran, ran for his life. And Donovan seethed as red as the blood spilling from his hand.

[a-lil-freakin-nerd]

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[saltbertmoved]

guys i just realized. if you play a game that theres no speedrun for then technically, since theres no record of it, you have the world record. holy shit. thats fucking wild. im gonna speedrun a fucking hello kitty game brb