Swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen! @saltbertmoved - Tumblr Blog

If it wasn’t obvious, i’ve abandoned this tumblr. it got too hectic for me. I’ll be taking the url and bringing it over to my new blog where i will not be afraid to post what i want. thanks for the 4 year support, guys. this ill be kept up for archive purposes, a lot of my young teen years were on here. bye y’all.

#salty.txt

midiport

movedtoscammer-deactivated20190

he dies tomorrow

rakhna

rest in peace knuckles you dead bastard

vivillon

shiny-good-rock

dnd idea: an 8-ball but it has a d20 in it so you have to shake it and the d20 rises out of the murky liquid to decide your fate

ferrettaur

Good news I found the exact opposite object

tyrannosaurus-rex

yall. every magic 8 ball already has always had a d20 inside.

the-bitch-of-izalith-deactivate

It doesn’t have the numbers on it though so you can’t use it for dnd

tyrannosaurus-rex

thats quitter talk

dinothundersblog-deactivated201

ME: I try to jump over the gap DM: Roll for acrobatics 8 ball: Not likely DM: you take 97 damage and die

endiness

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* isg *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

#what the heck!!! Why is there an aesthetic gif set for isg on me dash!!!!#L #WHY tablet #loz

taztrailer

“We’ve always struggled with finding a quick way of communicating why #TheZoneCast is worth listening to. Hopefully, this trailer for the Balance arc does the trick. Thanks for sharing it with everyone on Earth.”

Enjoy! And check out the list of trailer credits here! https://taztrailer.tumblr.com/post/170107763441/taz-balance-animated-trailer-credits

#YO #taz

throwbackblr

misstorpleknope

that’s a bitch move, bones

#I WASNT FULLY SURE UNTIL I REACHED THE BOTTOM AND READ THE CAAPTION BUT LOOKING AT THIS POST I WAS LIKE #'Is. Is that bones????'#AND IT WAS #FAV

rubysapphrald

#GDHFGFHD #WHY DID THIS MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD #HS #FAV

datboigavin

y'all want young gavin vines?

deonsraw

Iconic

#very good #fav

glumshoe

I tried to make a sexual identity generator but it’s glitchy and I’m not sure how to fix it.

romangodfrey-s

if it isnt me, the

glumshoe

for the record, this is the best possible result

iwilltrytobereasonable

Apparently I’m a Normal Lesbian

solo-by-choice

“Confused Gay Trekkie” uh wow

cerulean-beekeeper-deactivated2

Outdoorsy Disco Gay

#Sick......gay.......astronaut.......#What a mood........

archived-twigwise

honestly as homestucks, we did Rose Lalonde dirty by never reading her as the Gamer Girl she was. playing a game on launch day despite overwhelming evidence that it’s a Bad Idea? writing a game walkthrough and publishing it to the multiverse? pushing the limits of the game in almost every way?

if rose were 13 in the year of our lord 2018, you cannot look me in the eyes and tell me she would not be a game youtuber.

seelcudoom

ya but from how she fucked the game she clearly doesent just do letsplays or walkthroughs she would mainly be known for the “fuck the game up” style videos like monster factory or the half an a press

charlesoberonn

Sburb - Null Session Speedrun

24 hours (with scratch)

Green Sun+Jack Noir Glitch

100% Kernel Sprites

All Players God Tiers

She’s the game breaking queen.

charlesoberonn

Also tell me this doesn’t sound like the opening of a Monster Factory video

#monster factory but it's hosted by John and Rose #rose: (slowly moving a slider to the max) mmmm #Rose: (turns camera and it's so completely fucked from the side) ohhh my god #John: (laughing out of fear) ohhhHHH NO ROSE I DONT LIKE THAT ONE BIT #Rose immediately: she's beautiful John! Isn't she beautiful? (Zooming in and out and rotating camera really fast)#John: Nnnnoooh my god I hate it why can we do that to her face?? That's terrible I hate it why's that a slider!#HS #Fav

snorlaxatives

ellen degeneres is turning 60 years old this week and i’m not sure how to process that information like…. i never knew how old she was and i never really thought about that fact that she has an age…. i feel like she just exists on this planet as an ageless entity

#ELLEN IS SIXTY?????????#I THOUGHT SHE WAS ETERNALLY LIKE. FORTY

validtrollnames

Shrimp Heaven is a valid troll name

cybercrimer

Your name is SHRIMP HEAVEN and PLEASE DANIEL WE CAN’T KEEP DOING THIS

validtrollnames

Please Daniel is a valid troll name as well

modernluigi-deactivated20200204

This post sent my eyes straight to hell.

disasterlarper

your name is SHRIMP HEAVEN and your moirail PLEASE DANIEL needs you NOW

#Yeah this might as well be a post that im seeing #hs #McElroy

celebritydachshund

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onetimeisawacat

I’m crying

nyehs-deactivated20140525

DID YOU KNOW THAT “HECK” IS A COMBINATION OF “HELL” AND “FUCK” A WORD CREATED OUT OF TWO BAD WORDS THAT IS TREATED AS THE LAMEST WORD EVER WHEN IN REALITY IT IS DOUBLE BAD