I have to come clean
I have not been entirely truthful with you all. I have...
This is so hard to admit.
I have embellished things for the sake of comedy, and muddled the order of events for the sake of not writing posts while actively in the process of boarding the plane.
You can clearly see that this photograph was taken from inside. I saw the Air France plane directly before I left to board my flight. Sky Harbor boards flights, at least Contour flights, from the ground rather than a jet bridge. I literally saw this plane immediately before I had to leave this room, which is why the only pictures I got of it are quite as awful as they are, but the Air France jumpscare felt like it needed to go at the end of the post. Thus, I mislead you, and for this I apologize.
In the same photograph, if you zoom in, you can see a cut-off Southwest Airlines logo. This is their maintenance facility. You see, Sky Harbor is larger than just the section I was in. While I was not particularly exaggerating the ratio of American Airlines to everything else, Southwest does get its own building on airport grounds, so clearly the warlock allowed them a foothold in his evil dimension as well.
And, though I could not see them until we were in the air, there is also a separate apron with cargo flights.
I hope you can all forgive me. In my defense, hyperbole is a fundamental component of humor. I regret nothing and will probably do it again. I just wanted to show you the cargo planes mostly.
