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[going-fancognito]

“What if the Champions kept trying to confess their feelings, but the reader is oblivious af to their attempts?”

Lol this was really fun to write. Unfortunately I don’t really know how to write Daruk in a romantic relationship, so I left him out of this one. Hope that’s ok.  Remember, my ask box is open if y’all have any requests :)

Revali:

Is practically tearing his feathers out in frustration

It’s been months

He wasn’t even being subtle about it

Busts out the cheesiest pick-up lines he can think of

Even invites you on a trip aboard Vah Medoh

(Normally he’d have an arrow ready for whatever fool so much as breathed near his divine beast)

But whenever anybody asks about your relationship with him?

“Oh no, Revali’s just a good friend.” 

ASDFGHJK-

Please figure it out soon, he’s gonna go mad at this rate

Mipha:

Like with her crush on Link, she has trouble expressing her feelings

Precious girl is a bit shy about it

(She’s the original Paya guys)

One day, she approaches you with her handmade Zora armour 

Unfortunately, no ones informed you about Zora customs, so you just assume it’s a gift

“Wow thanks Mipha, this is great! I’ve been meaning to buy new armour for awhile now.”

Poor girls a blushing mess

Later, one of the other Zoras will recognize the princess’ handiwork, and fills you in on the meaning

What you decide to do with the info is up to you ;)

Urbosa:

Is the most patient of the group

Urbosa’s in no hurry to advance your relationship

She just enjoys the time you spend together

However, there are still moments that flew right over your head

Like the lingering touches around your waist whenever you guys went sandseal-surfing together 

Or the days you’d lose track of time, and end up spending the night at her place to avoid the sandstorms

Sleepovers were innocent and you both just spent the entire time conversing over anything and everything that came to mind

If you were a guy, she’d disguise you as a Vai and sneak you in for the night

“Can’t let my favourite Voe get their cute face lost in the desert, can I?”

(dang, she’s smooth)

Take notes Revali 

Don’t even think of trying to enter Gerudo town in disguise on your own though

(Crush or not, Urbosa will drop-kick your ass into Death Mountain if you try sneaking into town without her permission)

Eventually, she will confess how she feels about you

Is very straightforward about it, leaves nothing to misinterpret

Afterwards, sleepovers together might be become less innocent ;)

*cue the sexy saxophone music*

Link:

Is more of a shower then a teller

So any attempt he makes is probably done through actions

Needless to say, that plan blows up in his face

Flowers? “Oh thanks Link, my neighbours’ been looking for something to brighten her house up”

Jewlery he picked up from Gerudo town? “Is this ‘cause I mended your tunic last week? You know you don’t need to pay me back or anything.”

A kiss on your hand? “Lol, Hyrule Castles’ etiquette must be rubbing off on you Link, is that how they greet people over there?”

Look him in the eyes, you can probably see him internally screaming

Eventually, he comes up with a plan that’s absolutely foolproof

The two of you first bonded over a shared love for food

So food is how he’ll get through to you

He invites you over for dinner one night and you have to stop yourself from drooling when you arrive

Link was one of the best cooks you know, and today is no exception

Soon he approaches you with two bowls and you start to dig in, until you notice what tonights dish was

“Uh Link, is this creamy heart soup?” He barely looks up from his bowl and gives you a quick nod

You cheeks grew warm “Heh, interesting choice. Uh, you probably forgot, but some Hylians consider this a couples meal. Like, you're only supposed to eat this with your lover?”

Link puts down his now empty bowl and looks you straight in the eyes.

He nods. Yeah, he knew already.

Now you were confused. “Wait, then why did you-oh.”

OH.

Wow. Is it just you, or was the room getting really hot?

Link grabs your bowl and cleans up while you continue to process this new information

You’re still quiet when he later escorts you home, and now Links’s starting to get nervous

Maybe he came on too strong? Should he have been more subtle about it? Oh Hylia, what if you began to avoid him after this?

On the outside, he’s totally cool. Inside? The boy is now a screaming ball of anxiety.

His worries are soon put to rest however, once you arrive at your doorstep

Still red-faced, you manage to give him a quick peck on the cheek before stuttering out a “goodnight” and ducking inside your home for the night

It takes a moment for Links brain to reboot

He places a hand over where you had just kissed him a moment ago, then lets out the goofiest grin

Looks like the way to your heart really was through your stomach

(Yeah good job Link, now the reader’s just hungry for you)

Bonus

Sidon:

SURPRISE!

You’re the one who actually confesses this time

Sidon’s a pretty friendly guy in general, but he acted especially affectionate towards you, since you were close friends

Whether it was holding you're hand or placing his arm around your shoulder while strolling through Zoras domain, you both were always touching in some form or manner

With all time you spent together, it’s no surprise that you fall hard and fast for the Zora prince

Plus, who can resist that fine piece of hot shark man

When you finally tell him, Sidon responds with his usual grin (God that smile of his I'm dying-)

“Thank you Y/N, I’m always overjoyed to hear you say so.”

“No-” you stammered, “No Sidon, I mean I like you, as more than a friend.”

His smile turned a bit bemused. “Um, alright? Thank you Y/N, I also like you as well.”

He wasn’t getting it. “No Sidon, I mean romantically. Like, as in I was hoping you might like to go out on a date?”

Cue confused shark boi

“But, are we not already dating?

Wait, what?

[Sidon used uno-reverse card]

[reader was now inflicted with confusion]

Turns out, with how you both acted with each other, Sidon assumed you both just naturally fell into a relationship. 

Basically, he thought you guys were a couple this whole time

He just forgot to do the whole, “confessing to you” part

Looks like you’re not the only one who’s oblivious

You’re a match made in heaven 

[going-fancognito]

Hey i got a ask what about the other champions for jealous yandares (sorry if im buggin u)

You’re totally not bugging me @batmanisepic, thank you for taking the time to send me a request :D  Ok, so it was only after I finished writing this that I  noticed the jealousy part in the request. My bad, haha. Hopefully this is ok though. If you still wish for a version that focuses more on the jealousy part, feel free to send me another ask and I’ll be happy to do it :)

(Warning; minor mentions of death in Urbosa’s section)

Link:

Is the obsessive stalker type

Good luck avoiding him

Being Zeldas personal guard has made Link a professional at tracking

You’d be one of the reasons he hasn’t gone off to fight Ganon right away

You’ll always feel like you’re being watched, but can never seem to find  anything whenever you check

Little do you know, there’s little shadow hiding out of sight, as it follows you home

He even has his own private viewing spot near your window, to watch you go to bed

He doesn’t need to sleep much himself, so he’s can watch you all night without trouble

If anyone opened his sheikah slate, they’d see his album was completely filled with photos of you

He seems to lose the ability to speak whenever he tries to talk with you

So for now, he settles for simply admiring you at a distance

If he overhears you mentioning something you want, you’ll find it lying on your doorstep the next morning

Just hope that he never hears you complaining about someone

It could be over a spat with your friend or a minor slight from the neighbours

It doesn’t matter to him.  Whoever it was, they hurt you

Link’s not going to let that slide

Your town might suddenly become a bit quieter after that

Consider it a favour from the champion, whether you wanted it or not

He’s happy to dispose the trash that dares bother you

Urbosa:

The projective restraining type

The death of Zeldas mother takes a larger toll then she thought

It doesn’t really show though, until one day she spots you visiting her town

Your resemblance to her late friend was striking

You later receive a personal invite to dine with the Gerudo chief that evening

It’s a bit perplexing that you were being invited by the Chief herself, but who were you to pass up the opportunity?

The night goes surprisingly well. Urbosa explains that she enjoys welcoming new visitors whenever she can find the time

(Psst. Spoiler alert, she’s lying.)

Many noble pursuits later, you somehow find yourself sharing your entire life story with her, down to the very last detail

If you weren’t so tipsy, maybe you would’ve noticed how your drinking buddy was listening a bit too intent-sly

It’s not too long after that you black out

When you wake up the next morning, you’re in an unfamiliar room

There’s only one door in the room, but find that it’s locked when you tried to open it

After pounding on the door and shouting for help, the door finally swings open, and Urbosa steps inside with a tray filled with your favourite foods

“Ah, I’m glad to see you awake little Vai.” She winks at you. “I was worried the drinks may have been too strong for you last night.”

She doesn’t give any straight answers to your questions, just telling you to “Enjoy your time here.”

In truth, you were locked in a hidden room located in Urbosas private quarters

No one but the current chief knows about its existed

It was the safest place in the desert, and only she had access to it

She lost her dear friend once, and doesn’t wish to repeat the experience

Provides you with whatever you request for

The only exception is your freedom

In exchange, you become a kind of comfort doll to her

Dresses you in outfits the late queen favoured, and talks to you about old memories of her until you have them memorized by heart

There's no escape from there. The only exit's either locked, or being blocked by an 8 ft. Gerudo fives times your strength

At one point starts telling you about Zelda, and how she’s fared growing up

She also mentions that she looks forward to reuniting you with “your” daughter

That day never comes, as she falls later to the Thunder Blight on Vah Naboris

No one else knows about Urbosas secret room, or of the Hylian trapped within

You’re left to rot inside, trapped for the next century or so

(See, this is why there should be royal therapists guys)

Mipha:

(Oh sweet cheese and crackers, why am I corrupting the sweet bean?)

Nope, can’t do it

I physically cannot see this girl as anything but a sweetheart

Like, she’s a badass. But a pure-hearted badass nonetheless

If she was a yandere, she’d probably be a harmless type

She’d still be obsessed with you like a typical yandere, but her main desire revolves around your personal happiness

Won’t do anything crazy to those close to you, because she knows that would cause you heartbreak

Her mantra is basically “As long as they’re happy, I’m happy”

(Can-I’m sorry, can someone please give this girl a hug? Because Dear Hylia, she deserves so much better.)

(You’ve done Mipha wrong, Botw. I love you, but you’ve done her wrong.)

Daruk:

The other Gorons try to talk Daruk down as they slowly approached him

“Take it easy boss, we just wanna-”

He just swings his boulder breaker around at anyone who starts to get too close

“None of you are getting ‘yer grubby mitts near them, so BACK OFF!!”

The group gets nervous. No one’s ever seen Daruk act so aggressive or hostile before

Even Link can’t get through to the mighty Champion.

Daruk just holds his breaker out again, pointing it towards him in warning

“I’m sorry little guy, but you gotta understand why I can’t back down.”

Link tries to push forward, but his friend’s too far gone at this point

“Just leave us alone, brother. No-one needs to get hurt.”

Eventually, the young champion gives up.

He figured if he couldn’t get through to him, no one can.

Link starts herding the other Gorons out of the area

Reluctantly, they follow him back to town. A somber mood hangs heavily among them

Once they’re all out of sight, Daruk finally relaxes and lowers his weapon

He sits down and takes a moment to grin down at his prize. A few of the Gorons can still be heard in the distance

“Geez, he could’ve shared some with us!”

Daruk ignores their groaning and takes a large bite, savouring the fresh taste of mineral that warms his tongue

He should probably feel bad, but it was the best Rock Roast he’s ever cooked

He plans to enjoy every bit of it

[going-fancognito]

Heya!! Your work is amazing and I was hopping you could do this ask !! You now the drunk s/o ask you did a while ago??? Well I was wondering if you could do the same but with Urbosa, Zelda, Riju and mipha, please ! Thanks!!! (With their s/o)

Ask, and ye shall receive anon!

Urbosa:

This Gerudo’s had more than a few wild nights in her younger days

Of course, she put that all behind her once she became chief

...more or less

Hey she may have responsibilities, but she’s not ashamed to let her hair down once in awhile

What she IS ashamed about is the fact you had to witness her table top dancing and sing limericks of  the ways how Revali could “go fuck himself”

...

She’s had a long, hard week ok? Please don’t judge her too much

Will be very flirty as you try to get her off the table

“Ah, would you prefer a more private show then?” She winks and leans into your ear, “I like your boldness my dear”

!!!

Water, you need water.

Nothing happens of course

She can barely walk home without your help, and your mama raised you right

*If you’re too drunk to walk, you’re too drunk to give proper consent*

(This has been your botw psa)

You both have a good laugh about the whole thing the next morning

Especially when you find out “An ode to Revalis wing” becomes a hit sensation with the bards

Riju:

*RECORD SCRATCH*

“Excuse me young lady, who let you in here?”

Riju made be chief, but she’s still a young vai

No underage drinking for her

She does not have the seal of approval

Mipha:

...She thought it was grape juice

Girl’s not much of a drinker

Thankfully, she’s similar to her brother when she’s tipsy

Will be super affectionate and giggly AF

Clings onto your arm the entire night

(Seriously, are we sure these siblings are sharks?)

(They seem more like very cute puppies)

When she starts getting sleepy, she’ll nuzzle into your shoulder and coo about how soft Hylians are

*Hrk*

[Congrats, you died from cuteness overload]

[See you in a hundred years bucko]

Zelda:

“Darling, what d’ya think fire tastes like? D-do y’think s’spicy?”

...What?

“*GASP!* I should taste it!”

WHAT NO, STOP TRYING TO LICK THE FLAMES!

“I GOTTA KNOW, FOR SCIENCE!!”

IT TASTES LIKE PAIN BABE, NOW STOP!!

Drunk Zelda goes full scientist

But instead of doing science, it’s just chaos

(You low-key blame Links influence for this)

Speaking of which, you’ve learned to have the Hylian champion accompany you both whenever you planned to go out for drinks

You need the backup help for whenever she gets out of hand

She’s frighteningly strong when she wants to be

Revali has a picture on his sheikah slate of one time when Zelda got Link good with a right hook

(He looks at it often, during his century trapped upon Vah Medoh)

(It’s the little things that give him hope)

[going-fancognito]

Hey! I saw that you said your ask box was still open, so I thought I'd send an ask! (If you closed it then ignore this) I was wondering if you could write some headcanons for Revail and Urbosa(if not both, then just Revali) with a s/o that doesn't look threatening, but in reality is able to like, take down a horde of moblins without any assistance. If you've already done this/aren't taking request, then just ignore this. I just really love your blog lol.

Ah, my fellow Canadian brother *virtual fist bump* I’m more than happy to do your ask.

But yeah don’t worry mate, my ask box is almost always open. The only time it’d be closed is I had like 20 asks in my inbox. That’s probably not gonna happen anytime soon though lol. So don’t worry, feel free to spam my inbox with as many detailed or random questions as your heart desires!

Revali:

It took some time for him to find out about your mad warrior skills

Before he did though, he gave so many speeches

Really hammed up the role of “knight in shining armour”

He enjoyed boasting how he was the personal protector of his delicate S/O

You just rolled your eyes and went with it

Yes Revali, your oh so fragile lover is grateful for your protection

One day, you guys stumble upon a Talus in the mountains

Before Revali can break out his trusty bomb arrows, you’ve already charged right past him and leapt onto the giant boulders back

You take a knights claymore (ok, where the f*ck were you hiding that?) and start wailing on it’s ore without mercy

The Talus didn’t even stand a chance

(Revali almost felt sorry for it)

Soon enough, you were gathering all of the gems littering the ground, the Talus now nothing more than a small pile of rubble

After collecting your hoard, you run up to give your boyfriend a peck on the beak

“Not bad for someone so delicate, eh?” You give him a sweet smile.

Revali’s still in shock, you might need to give him a minute

Will totally act like he knew the whole time

(Trust me, he didn’t)

(He’s just trying to compensate for his mortification from all of his previous ‘protector’ speeches)

Urbosa:

Badass couple duo tm

The two of you practically invented that otp trope

Unlike Revali, Urbosa knows about your skills right away

It’s probably how you guys met

One day you’re making your way to visit Gerudo town, and you happened to spot her fending off a group of Yiga members

Without another thought, you unsheathed your weapon and immediately jump into the fray

And so begins a beautiful (yet slightly terrifying) relationship

You tell Urbosa about all the different fighting styles you’ve learned during your travels as an explorer

She in turn, would teach you a few skills, ones only taught to the top soldiers and those most trusted among the chief

(She won’t teach you Urbosa’s fury though. That’s her thing)

When she has to leave town, she entrusts you with charge over  the Gerudo guard

Your acquired skills from earned the soldiers respect

Eventually, you probably wind up becoming the official general

Sometimes during training, Urbosa may summon you for a.....”private” discussion

Everyone just akwardly pretends not to notice

(Oh look, the sparring dummies got repainted. How fascinating)

(Totally can’t hear giggling from the other room)

Bonus

Sidon:

This poor guy’s going to pop a gill

He adores your fight spirit, he really does

But could you PLEASE stop charging into Moblin camps on your own!?

He doesn’t even know where all of these monster camps are suddenly coming from

But you always managed to find them before everyone else

(It was like you had a 6th sense for it)

One time you disappeared for 2 days, then came back to Zora’s domain covered head to toe in monster guts

Sidon doesn’t know whether he’s more angry, relieved or just plain worried

(Meanwhile, Sean just picks you up, and yeets you into the nearest body of water to wash off the stench of Moblin guts)

Seriously, you’re probably one incident away from giving the Zora prince a heart attack

“Yes love, there’s a Lynel atop that mountain. However, it’s not an immediate cause for concern at he moment....um, darling? Where are you going with that spear? Please come bace love, y/n nO-”

But at the end of the day, he still loves this part of you regardless. After all, it was one the reasons he had fallen for you

Now with that said, could you PLEASE STOP TRYING TO BULL RIDE THE LYNEL!?

TEXAS DOESN’T EXIST HERE, THIS SHOULDN’T BE A THING

(You totally get bucked off over Shatterback Point and Sidon has to dive after you)

(Perfect form jumping off though. 10/10)