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Cas and Uriel trying to out-drink each other
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For your consideration @jasmineintheforest
Cas and Uriel trying to out-drink each other
Listen.
I was thinking we need to give Uriel a fuckbuddy ok. And for some reason all I could think about was Rowena. Their combined allegiance (and what I think will be a shared disillusionment too lol). Like it's different enough and evil enough to be funny, I think.
But idk. What would Uriel's type even be? Ik he'll only be interested in those who amuse and challenge him and he's kinda like Cas re: his ego (which rowena wud b into) but that's all I got.
I HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS FOR A WEEK. Like, yeah, there's people who amuse and challenge him, but what about badasses like Donna who slip by him and have him strangely whipped? The vision!
There are a few that amuse me
Who is Uriel's fuckbuddy?
Donna Hanscum
Rowena
Ash
Pamela Barnes
Max Banes
Mick Davies
Lisa Braeden
Entertain me (it's #person)
cas doing the thing where he opens his arms for a hug, relieved to see sam alive (s6)
but it’s older cas doing it… feeling a surge of regret affection for a newly-alived (or time-jumped) uriel, and rushing to hug him before he can think better of it
and uriel is like
🤨
Civilian (jokingly): Angels, wow. Right. Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Uriel (not missing a beat, gesturing to Cas): Well. It hurt him, because he fell dick first.
I think Uriel would watch the scene of Sméagol falling into Mt. Doom, clutching The Precious, and he’d turn to Cas and say:
“That’s you.”
Omg. Uriel denigrating Chuck. Crowley. Lucifer. Probably Raphael too. Probably metatron too. Sry but he wud find Cas's vulnerability towards Metatron's bs extremelyyyyy funny. And it might even snap Cas out of it sooner. Fuckkkk he should have been alive 😭😭😭😭
I have a VERY clear vision of how it would go with Metatron.
Uriel'd be like "METATRON GOT THE DROP ON YOU, CASTIEL????? I KNEW YOU'D BECOME WEAK, BUT STUPID, TOO??????"
And he'd be relentless about this.
(That part is very important)
Because at some point later in the season, Metatron gets the drop on Uriel and kidnaps him. And Castiel IS coming to the rescue, but mostly so he can gloat about it.
He'd have this neutral face as he asks if Uriel is okay, and he wouldn't say a single unkind WORD, but Uriel does NOT buy those soft eyes for ONE SECOND, CASTIEL.
EDIT: Eventually, Cas oh-so-innocently asks how Uriel got captured, and it's VERY important that Uriel did in fact get captured in the stupidest, most looney tunes kinda way. THE SHAME.
Lmao how do u think Uriel reacts to sports dad Cas?
By woobyfying Cas's efforts. Uriel is the TRUE sports dad. He's going to turn Jack into the Renaissance man angel.
I would buy a SPN Uriel funko-pop. I feel like I need him on my work desk sometimes.
You know, to encourage me to mentally smite things.