#usepenis

[fischyplier]

What Did Innocent Pineapples Do to You? Who Hurt You?

D:

[dancing-heart-pony]

Made this drawing so I’d have something for Mark to sign yesterday. I thought the logo was funny & similar to the one he wore on Thursday.

Amy told me she liked it, so I’m happy 😊

@markiplier

[fischyplier]

PINEAPPLE RANT

This is a call out post (nope just a joke chill) to Mark, the pineapple-on-pizza hater, and any other person who, god forbid, hates on my favourite flavour combination. Obviously Mark hasn’t had good pineapple on pizza and should try again. Who knows you might like it. I hated shrimp forever until I tried it again. But not BEETS. Hate beets… and liver.

But I digress, you like pineapples? You like pizza? Then they should taste good about the SAME when eaten together. The pineapple is just a little cooked but yeah. That could only mean one thing… You either don’t like pizza or the pineapples. I rest my case. @markiplier

(disclaimer: this is just a joke, please no one message me about being rude…)

[d-structive]

Everyone but you, person who works at Cracker Barrel. You are loved.

Because of THIS.

....At this point, I think you all know when you should ignore my boredom-induced-posts,right? Good.

[thatone-kid-alex-blog]

DROP THE PENIS THING!!!! but I’m all seriousness thank you for being so kind when I was crying thank you for just dealing with me❤️But the penis thing got to go ✌🏾👋🏾. @markiplier

[dancing-heart-pony]

We should not be awake

But we’re still laughing about #UsePenis

[fischyplier]

If Mark Was Doing Stand Up Comedy as a Career... It Would Look Like This ^

Just look at his stage presence, the way he speaks, sets up a joke and makes the crowd laugh, etc! He looks so comfortable on stage like it’s second nature, like wowie. He is a stand up comedian and we didn’t notice! XD

[fischyplier]

Markimoo could sell air in bottles and people would buy it! XD