US soccer chants suck.
Here's my 10 minute brainstorm, please add your own. It's a matter of national pride.
(To the farmer in the dell) Feet and fahrenheit, feet and fahrenheit, U.S. against the world with feet and feet and fahrenheit
We're red, white and blue and we're coming for you! USAaaaaaa, USAaaaaaa
(To camptown races) Four world cups and five Olympics. U.S., U.S. Four world cups and five Olympics. The boys will add one more
(To we've got x player) We made a mistake, a big orange mistake, we just hope the world understands, we think his wars are shit, he's an idiot, our pedo president
(Specifically for England) We beat you in '83. We beat you in '15. We saved you twice in Europe and we hate your monarchy.
(Specifically for Scotland, to the battle hymn of the republic) We think your fans are awesome but your football is still shite, Scotland ain't gonna score a goal.
(Specifically for Canada) We own hockey (x, x, xxx)




















