#usually mine

[lavenderprose]

Every day it becomes clearer to me that some people will speak with their full chest while never having even been in an ice rink

[rexandbalances]

A duck decoy and call shop called “The Quack Dealer”

[a-cat-in-a-funky-hat]

Way to kill the mood mom.

Just fucking yell at me at the coffee table out of the blue. Why not. I had hoped for once we could have a normal fucking Christmas now that grandpa isn't here this year. Guess I asked for too much.

[laurelinssong]

I started Far Cry 5 yesterday. 15 minutes in I stopped, looked at my other half (who completed it ages ago) and said "Why do I get the feeling that no matter what I do there is no good ending to this game." The unholy grin he gave me was answer enough

[zikorita]

“hit me up if you want a fun relationship with no drama” sorry my guy....i live for Ruining Lives

[coolxatu]

everytime me and sarah get into a major fight it always ends in Blood

[fluent-in-lesbianism]

Its so hard coming out and getting a girlfriend.How do you do it

I don’t think they can always be something you plan, anon. 

For example, I accidentally came out to a friend once after making a joke about not being able to hang a picture straight. And I got my first girlfriend after I jokingly told her she wasn’t my type and she saw that as a challenge.

[elvendorkinfinity]

I'm about to start reading Daughter of Smoke and Bone by Laini Taylor.

According to one of the reviews it is "Northern Lights and Pan's Labrynth in one".

The first page reads "Once upon a time, an angel and a devil fell in love. It did not end well."

I'm going to cry, aren't I?