#utarentori

[tteokbukki]

ive had this in my mind for awhile

[canadianlucifer]

THE DOVES VS THE BAR TRIO

Seiakimon

Utarentori

Voting ended onNov 30, 2023

[tgpolls]

because their polls came out late they had to be pitted against each other sorry

Uta x Renji x Itori

Kaneki x Kaneki x Kaneki x Kaneki x Kaneki x Kaneki x Kaneki

Voting ended onDec 19, 2023

[tg-headcanons]

Hello, I was wondering if you have any cute headcannons for Yomo Renji? Like anything at all. I love this man. Thank you.

ABSOLUTELY I DO

Ah the dilf, as we have all probably assumed, he has had a difficult start to life. Those massive badonkers are full of struggles. By the time he was about 9 and his sister was 16, they were on their own. His father died first shorty before he was born, killed by the CCG while hunting, and his mother died later just by the bad luck of getting a prion disease from eating an infected human that she wasn’t able to survive. His sister took care of him from then on, hunting and providing and teaching him to survive. She was notorious for going overboard to defend her territory to keep her brother safe, and her reputation as a cannibal kept him from getting attacked until he was old enough to stand a chance

Renji’s father was Russian, specifically, he was a Russian subspecies of ghouls that evolved in the northernmost settlements to survive in colder environments and with a limited number of humans. Because of this his anatomy is a little weird, his kagune is higher on his back than a normal ukaku and retains heat better, his saliva contains an anticoagulant, and he can survive on way less meat and more on blood. He and his sister had different fathers and she never thought to question her adoptive dad’s anatomy, so she had no idea why he would go for the major blood vessels first to suck them dry before digging in. It wasn’t until later in life that he heard rumors about northern ghouls going months without killing because they would just drink the blood of living humans since there were so few bodies to go around, and now he’s very aware that he’s a creature humans based vampire myths on

Renji does his best to take part in society but let’s be honest, he’s bad at it. His parents were known ghouls so he doesn’t have a birth certificate or anything, nor is he actually registered as existing, so finding a job was hard. He worked briefly for a shipping company as a teenager to get some cash to support him and his sister who was starting a human-passing family. It was shady as hell, but they paid in cash so he could ignore the fact that he could smell the cocaine. He had to run when they got busted by the cops which was easy enough considering how much faster he is than humans, but it’s a shame since he actually liked how easy the job was. Even years later though he still sometimes sees an old coworker from there from time to time. He’s in the mob now and Renji told him he can get rid of bodies easily. They’re sorta weird friends, they meet to exchange a corpse, talk a bit, and part ways, the guy just assumes Renji’s in the mob too and has no idea exactly what he’s doing to “get rid” of the body. It’s a win-win though, Yomo even gets paid to take a free corpse

It will surprised no one to know that he shops in exactly two places: the dollar store and the thrift store, and he’s mad when he has to go to the thrift store because it’s more expensive. His dollar store t-shirts that are too small for his absolute mommy milkers both entice and infuriate his partners. One one hand, boobs. On the other hand, PLEASE WEAR NORMAL CLOTHES. Every so often Itori and Uta will drag him to a real store and make him try things on and by now he knows that he has no say in this. He is their Barbie doll today. And yes it’s a whole day. Itori smuggles in an old wine bottle they’ve refilled with bloodshine. They bring fucking martini glasses. Itori is wearing one of those whole mink pelts cause this is an event worth dressing up for. They turn the Old Navy dressing rooms into a private show and make no attempts to keep the absolutely filthy things they have to say about his ass in various jeans quiet. They are banned from every clothing store within an 18 mile radius except for a Handful of small shops and a Gap in the 4th ward. They do not know what it’s limit is but they will fucking find it. Renji says he hates it but, though he will never admit it, he loves those days of getting drunk with his partners and being treated like one of their projects and causing problems together

[theeggistheworld]

Now presenting…

Tokyo Dog

Idea is originally from @naki-does-it-better ! Post can be found here !

Anteiku: Hide the golden retriever, Irimi the iziban hound, Touka the Jack Russell terrier, Koma the schipperke, Nishiki the Pomeranian, and Mr. Yoshimoura the old English sheepdog

Tsukiyama Estate: Kanae the border collie, Shuu and Mirumo the Picardy spaniels, Matsumae the bouvier de flanders, and Chie the corgi

UtaRenTori: Uta the doberman, Renji the German Shepard, and Itori the afghan hound

Quinx Squad: Tooru the Irish wolfhound, Shirazu the shiba inu, Haise/Kaneki the husky, Saiko the basset hound, and Urie the Neapolitan mastiff

I’ve just been living my best life drawing these guys for like the past four days lol

[tg-headcanons]

Hey, do you have any headcanons on Uta and Yomo's relationship? Like, would bad days where one gets out of control, would Itori have to get the other to calm them down or something...I don't know, they fight but it also seems like they kinda need each other.

Y E S I LOVE THEM

Yomo, Uta, and Itori have been close for a long time. They were rivals, friends, and lovers, often overlapping, and can’t imagine life without one another. They’re all married, not legally but by bite marks, and though they often go a few days without seeing eachother they’re closer together than with anyone else

Itori has an apartment, Uta has a room in the back of his shop, and Renji moves around between them. He doesn’t like feelining tied down to one place so he likes switching between his partner’s homes, it’s definitely better than when he used to sleep on roofs or in the woods because he doesn’t like staying in one place

Uta and Renji are close romantically, and while Itori is aromantic, they’re all close physically. People (humans) often reduce it to “a couple and their threesome partner” but they’re very much more than that

Most often they’ll meet up at Itori’s bar. They like to hang out over drinks, and she has good bloodshine and the ability to open a bar at 2am if she wants to

Uta is chronically ill. He’s one of the unfortunate kakujas who produce too much rc even for a ghoul, it’s what causes his permanent kakugan, and is sometimes immobilized by nausea and rc growths at random spots on his body. Though most of the time they’re off doing other things, either renji or itori will check in on him once a day to see if he’s okay, even if just for a few minutes. If he’s not doing well, Renji will stay with him until he feels better. He doesn’t have any real medical training, but he knows how to gently pull out the rc spikes that grow and keep his partner fed and warm until it’s done. Uta will joke the whole time, but he’s so much more grateful that he’d every admit not to be alone and to be cared for. Renji fights investigators sometimes just to go through their pockets and briefcases for rc suppressant gas. If he’s lucky he can find some and give them to his partner to treat him as best they can

Yomo and Uta get in REALLY stupid fights. Like. Next level stupid. They once had a fistfight over what color a mug was because uta was just starting to develop permanent kakugan and refused to acknowledge that he was losing his color vision, and Itori had to make them talk it out like children. She’s the outside perspective that they rely on the to put a stop to their bullshit if it gets out of hand

[tg-headcanons]

what about nsfw alphabet for renji 👀

DILF DILF DILF DILF

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex): this man is cuddly as FUCK, when he’s done he wants to do nothing but to curl up with his partners. If anyone tries to talk to him or get up they’re only going to get annoyed grumbles and held tighter

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s): on himself, he likes his hair. It’s rare for a ghoul to be be able to grow a beard or body hair and he knows it makes him look exotic to other ghouls. On a partner he likes thighs. I mean look at him. That’s a thigh man

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically): he comes quite a bit. Uta has made the “Werewolf Boyfriend” joke several times

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs): he and uta once had the drunk idea to fuck against a CCG building with their masks on and kagune out where they knew there were security cameras for the sole purpose of disturbing the doves. They are considering doing it again because it was funny and surprisingly hot

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?): surprisingly, Renji doesn’t have a high body count (in this way at least.) One or two hook ups, a few friends who he’s had arrangements to spend heats with, really just a few people. That said, he’s gotten very good at pinpointing the specific things that work for people. Sure he’s going to be a little awkward the first time with a new partner, but once he’s slept with them a few times, he’s got every detail of what makes them squirm memorized

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying): he likes to take his partners from behind, he likes the way long hair falls over shoulders, the way their backs arch when he pushes himself in, it’s all such a pretty sight

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.): Renji isn’t really good at going with the flow of things and isn’t one to joke around in bed, but, though he’s loathe to admit it, he likes when his partner is

H = Heat (what are heats like for them? How do they handle it?): his arent too bad in terms of severity, the issue with his is their unpredictability. Ghouls have a very high chance of being intersex as an evolutionary advantage, and renji is one of them, so his mix of male and female heat responses is wild. One second he’s aggressive and hyperactive, the next he’s passed out on the floor with exhaustion. The physical stuff is weird, but Mood swings are the biggest issue that come with the mix of hormones. Please Be nice to him. At least the sexual side is pretty easy, since he’s got the female response of muscle tension and aggression as opposed to the regular submission and muscle weakness males get, he’s in charge and he goes hard on his partners

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect): I’d say he’s pretty intimate, for him sex is something special that he doesn’t like to do with people he doesn’t know well or care about

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon): he doesn’t do it that often, and when he does it’s just on a whim and not well thought out. If he’s on the couch in the living room, in the shower, even sitting at the table in the middle of his damn kitchen, as long as no one is there (or just partners who he wouldn’t mind seeing) he’ll do it wherever. That’s about as far ahead as he thinks when he’s horny

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks): he’s got a rinkaku kink. It’s pretty common for ghouls and for a good reason, it was definitely a factor in who his partners are

L = Location (favorite places to do the do): I can’t stress enough how little Renji cares where he fucks. He’s done it in every room of his house, the bar, and even the Anteiku bathroom. By now the attic at the bar has a mattress up there because of just how often he hooks up with Uta and Itori while the place is still open

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going): Touch and attention brought to his body. When someone runs their hands over his arms or chest flirtatiously, when someone hugs him from behind, and often when other ghouls touch his arms or face to see if the body hair is real since most have never seen it on a ghoul before. It’s like a purely physical praise kink

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs): the only thing he wouldn’t do is anything too unsanitary. Even he has limits

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.): both, which for a ghoul, is absolutely wild. But he’s got a tongue and he knows how to use it

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.): fast and rough, he can be slow when he wants to be but he defaults to a backbreaking pace

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.): always down for a quickie. This man has no shame. Nowhere is safe from him gesturing to a slightly secluded area to see if his partner is down

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.): he’s down for pretty much anything, just so long as any new kinks are tried out somewhere where no one will walk in on them to see if he likes them before going about his regular Fuck Anywhere Anytime policy

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?): he either lasts one round or goes all night. No In between

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?): he doesn’t own any, but his partners do and he’s used to them being used on him

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease): just a little. He likes to edge his partners from time to time if he’s feeling mean

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.): he’s got some pretty deep moans, but as he gets closer to the end, more growls come through

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character): so you know how his kagune looks like talons? You better believe his using those to grip his partners hips while his hands roam their body

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes): most intersex ghouls only have a few traits, some secondary sex characteristics, hormonal differences, maybe incomplete parts of the secondary reproductive system, but renji is one of those rare few with both fully functional reproductive systems. His dick is a bit under 8 inches, and his cunt is right behind it and works just as well. He lucked out in the biology department

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?): to quote Lazlo Cravensworth, Renji is here “to suck blood and fuck forever.” And he does

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards): he’s out like a light. When it’s over he is cuddled around his partner and barely awake. If they want to leave they need to be prepared to escape a death grip

[tg-headcanons]

All of Utarentori is trans that’s it that’s the headcanon