#utter.colm

[mal-dot-colm]

NEXT!

(all caps, chat font and teeth under cut)

1. SO, WHO ARE YOU?

A MINOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and an enthusiast of many things, like art, and cannibalism! and when im not indulging in that, working my 9-5 middle class job and coming home to my white suburban family. heart emoji

2. OH MY GOD!!!!! WHY ARE YOU LIKE THAT??

GOSH, disembodied voice! Ask me out to dinner first! Well on account of the Medias (tm) of course, including but nary limited to; my ocs. ough . no place like home (2007) . reanimator . get fatter now . saw (mostly the first movie). the IT crowd . whole bunch of music (lemon demon/neil cic , vienna vienna , the oozes , arctic monkeys , etc etc. oohhh you wanna talk to me about music sooo baddd ooo) . monty python (sorta) . lsoh . so on and so forth. on account of my normal.

3. OH LORD!!!!!! GET AWAY FOUL HARLET!!!!!

well you don't have to tell me twice! right fellas! right! am I right! man whatever go my blinkies

(@/dearbhlaaaaghhhhhelpme - @/mal-dot-colm)