amicable animal, a mild mannered cannibal !!

(he/any + vamp/vamps prns . minor ^_^ )

[mal-dot-colm]

NEXT!

(all caps, chat font and teeth under cut)

1. SO, WHO ARE YOU?

A MINOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and an enthusiast of many things, like art, and cannibalism! and when im not indulging in that, working my 9-5 middle class job and coming home to my white suburban family. heart emoji

2. OH MY GOD!!!!! WHY ARE YOU LIKE THAT??

GOSH, disembodied voice! Ask me out to dinner first! Well on account of the Medias (tm) of course, including but nary limited to; my ocs. ough . no place like home (2007) . reanimator . get fatter now . saw (mostly the first movie). the IT crowd . whole bunch of music (lemon demon/neil cic , vienna vienna , the oozes , arctic monkeys , etc etc. oohhh you wanna talk to me about music sooo baddd ooo) . monty python (sorta) . lsoh . so on and so forth. on account of my normal.

3. OH LORD!!!!!! GET AWAY FOUL HARLET!!!!!

well you don't have to tell me twice! right fellas! right! am I right! man whatever go my blinkies

(@/dearbhlaaaaghhhhhelpme - @/mal-dot-colm)

[anglaised]

the way ive had to drop ppl for this and theyd get angry at me and thought i was like defending capitalism or somethin instead of the fact that id always get targeted immediately after they were caught

[littleshopofhorrors-confessions]

Mushnik is actually the hottest little shop of horrors character but I don’t think we are ready for that conversation

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[littleshopofhorrors-confessions]

Mushnik is actually the hottest little shop of horrors character but I don’t think we are ready for that conversation

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[vash-the-trans-catboy]

Cute little rainbow heart for pride month tumblr but how about you stop disproportionally banning trans women and marking sfw queer posts as mature

[cherrysnax]

I’m tired of “gooners” I’m tired of 4chan terms I’m tired of casual racism I’m tired of all this shit we have to pretend is normal so we don’t upset like the few people who conflate their identities with being edgy, racist and insufferable

[imjunebitch]

[spidersinmysoup]

The Twink market is oversaturated, we need more fat hairy men NOW

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[molabuddy]

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

big watch company made watch bands taste bitter to stop real chewers like me from delighting in chewig

[dark-spirit-tamamoland]

they're still terming random transfems as i type this i see which does make quite a statement doing this today specifically

[puppetstuffing]

watched three girls who reblogged its new blog mutual aidpost (made literally 15 minutes ago) already disappear from its notifs. transfems are not included in their pride :/

[puppetedlove]

:)

[puppetvictim]

:)

[tamamowand]

QUITE the statement to be nuking transfems at the current accelerated pace right at the start of pride month like this, isn't it

[vampiric-decay]

starting a tag game bc why not

what magnus archive vibe do i give off?

The Spiral

Beholding/The Ceaseless Watcher

The Stranger

The End

Desolation

Dark

Web

The Corruption

Buried

Vast

The Slaughter

The Hunt

Remaining time: 5 days 20 hours

tagging @whimsy-on-the-moon @terminus11 @cajodvelebilja @trigona-necrophaga

open tags to everyone, ik i have other mutuals who are fans of tma but i forgot who </3

[c1cloudwhisperer]

hey malcom @mal-dot-colm

[circusheart]

he-would-be-hot-if-he-was-fat.org

[marsoid]

I don't usually make posts like this n I'll probably delete later but im losing my mind laughing at these comments i found on Pinterest (character art by BlancLauz)

NONE OF U ARE PASSING MATH CLASS LMAOO

[mtsodie]

i like this picture a lot its so beautiful to me . you're free

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[unyieldingsilence]

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[sweatermuppet]

i love being big and fat and hairy. im going to survive the winter