Jun 24
1st pair of wanted posters, Ferre and Wemmbu!
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1st pair of wanted posters, Ferre and Wemmbu!
Listen, I need the King of the Unstable Smp to have a reunion with the worlds deadliest Court Jester! Please! I’m begging!
I mean, Clown is essentially the de facto ruler of the Nether Dimension. Which means Parrot, King in the Overworld (and kinda sorta The End), would probably need to have some sort of negotiations…With the same guy who locked him up. (twice). and tried to kill him on several occasions.
Plus Clown would absolutely clock how much Parrot has changed too. The ‘look how far you’ve come/look at all the ones you’ve left behind’ would be insane.
Like what are the chances that Clownpierce doesn’t know that Wifies is dead dead? He may even just rage bait Parrot anyway as a power move.
Just imagine if Clown walks up to Parrot and is like, ‘wait, where is your escape room friend?’ And Parrot is forced to speedrun his PTSD Trauma response to be like ‘yeah…he died.’
And all the while Theo is standing at Parrot’s side like a final boss health bar, absolutely chomping at the bit to have a go at Clown the second he gives him any opportunity.
Plus Ferre probably doing some high level math, calculating the odds of the base getting blown up by Parrot & friends again; and also not so subtlety cursing the universe for putting the servers best TNT minecarter next to the guy who already blew up the base once.
The amount of subtle rage baiting would be worth it’s weight in gold and I need to see it!
BRAINBLAST OK LISTEN TO ME
The Room Where It Happens BUT AS
Lettuce as Hamilton. Clown and Ferre as Maddison and Jefferson. Are you hearing me? Are you LISTENING? DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
oh and Deputy Ace as Burr.
They're trying to take the nether. "Congress", the law council, is fighting over whether to take the Nether from Clown n Ferre or not. Lettuce meets with them privately.
He returns with their backing as King and access to the nether resources but only for the Law soldiers, and for lettuce to distribute as he sees fit.
Ace wants to know what got discussed. He wants to know why Lettuce 'sold' the nether to clown and Ferre. He doesn't get a say in what's traded away.
DO. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
I love Ferre
Ferre threatens Wemmbu ultimate scene
(Dont think this actually happened but whatever)
Ferre you absolute nutsack