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[theforty7thgamer]

Art fight attacks so far

Chaos for @happy-chaos-kid

Selena for @funnyhoohooman

And Jolligig 1939 Ft Uyoga for @faffreux

[ask-marios-apprentice]

Vital

To contrast a SUPER.

I feel we should go over a villain.

Elizabeth has Fowler

Mario has Bowser.

Or. Had, I guess. With the peace treaty and all.

The point is Mario had a villain to fight against.

Of course we know Mario wasn't the first Super.

It only makes sense that Bowser wasn't the first villain.

We of course now Fowler. Elizabeth's pirate foe she scuffled with time to time.

But I figure we should go over another.

Starting with Uyogas nemesis...

Vital

[insert vitals image]

Vital was a Gearmo who desired power. She craved power as if it was water in the desert.

She was a power junkie.

Some say it was due to a malfunction in her electricity, others say it was her punch card not being taken care of. But whatever it was. She craved every drop of fire flower oil and Tanooki leaf to make her stronger.

But power-ups weren't enough.

She had collected a powerful relic in order to gain strength through one of the worst ways possible.

The Calcite Impaler.

[insert picture of knife]

Said to have been owned by a man named Vlad. She modified herself. Removing her claw with the knife.

Any person she stabbed.

She got their power and added it into herself.

A Beanish fighting master lost their ability to fight and was bruised.

A Cryokinetic Goomba couple nearly froze death.

A Poplin could no longer tell the future, and didn't know their favorite Curry restaurant was going to get shut down. Which led them to hitting the chili sauce pretty hard.

And so many people lost their powers and abilities.

Now people don't necessarily die from these wounds. She only was taking power rather than any blood.

But it's not like it didn't hurt. She was effectively taking a part of them. Taking their magic, in some cases in the form of a physical organ.

It said that said the reason why King Koopas doesn't have wings.

Now how did anyone learn about her. Most people were either scared or shaking up to talk about it.

Well..

A human from Earth (remember that people have been accidentally warped from Earth since at least the 1850s) was one of the few people to have told the tale. Since humans didn't have powers of course.

Unfortunately they have to tell through blinking in Morse code. She surgically removed his arms legs after absorbing their partners powers of super speed and surgery.

Now after two weeks 2 weeks. They finally got off their butts and actually translated the code.

It was decided that someone would stand up to her.

Who did she end up facing.

Twas Uyoga.

The toad sought out the robot in want of two things.

A worthy opponent and a sense of what's right.

They battled many a times. Obsidian clashing with calcite.

Samurai versus Powered Up sparkle dog looking Gearmo.

By the end of the battle. It was undecided on who won. All that mattered was that the calcite impaler broke.

All the powers were restored to their original owners.

And that one guy got his limbs reattached.

Where Is Vital now.

[puts on fake glasses]

Statistically she probably could be alive. As most of the fighting didn't break her physical chassis. And Gearmo have a roughly theoretical lifespan of 300 years. being most of the first gen models in the 1890s. 79% of them are still around. With only 3% dying from robotic failure. At the time that would have only been 92% of 1st Gen models existing with 1% from a robotic failure.

Even with her mildly attacked chassis, she what's considered unarmed to the point they let her wheel off without worry of Revenge in a serious way.

I think she could still be out there. I mean aside from it being only their first major bout of three. No one really knew where she went off to.

Honestly I'd be more worried about that calcite impaler.

The whole thing was carved from an enchanted Rock. And it was a big rock. Even if you didn't know where The Rock was, statistically there were some shards of the calcite impaler.

The big rock. I know it's like in some P.O.T.E. facility, but even I don't have access to one of those places. So I don't know the specific location.

I guess just be careful if you see vital for the calcite impaler.

Garth signing off.

[ask-marios-apprentice]

If you have to pick, which vice would you say most represents you? Oh and also which virtue?

For me personally, it's Desire and kindness.

Starting with desire. It's not the regular reason. Though I do request people I know not to use the word tubular. I fear it might make me too comfortable.

But it's not the traditional reason why I'm desire.

I want to be a big star. As much as they want to help people. I fear that I'm doing this for reasons that are not entirely selfless.

Honestly. I kind of want one day to be a person that people look up to. I want the video game deals and festivals that are SUPER gets.

I want to interact and be with these people. To celebrate with them.

I digress bit.

My friends and family told me I'm a kind person and that is normal to feel these things. To want appreciation and such. A vice isn't inherently evil.

I'm told my virtue is kindness. Which I hope is correct.

If you want I can also explain some of the other SUPERS

Seven vices and seven virtues.

Elizabeth was a diligent yet greedy. She worked hard for her money.

Uyoga was prideful yet also appreciative. They wanted to be seen as honorable yet also appreciated people around them, hoping everyone could be seen as great.

Winston filled with humility yet also stuck in his ways of sloth. The man never allowed himself a new experience, just twirling hardly on his farm. Yet even after he became a well-renowned celebrity for being the first dry bones. He didn't think any better of himself than he was. A hard-working Koopa troops/ Dry bones.

Alice was Wrathful yet showed restraint. Alice was mad at the world due to her being dealt a poor hand at life. She wanted to get revenge. Yet despite becoming on Mafia Boss. She never really took in any pleasure of vices. She refused to want any of life's pleasures.

Merida was envious but also showed temperance. She wanted what people in her classes had. The better grades, the better car, the better dormitory. Yet she was still appreciative of what she had. It's a bit of a paradox ain't it.

Mario is indulgent yet also charitable. As much as he likes to take part in these big meals and events that celebrate him, he still cares about the community and the people he helps. He loves to give his heart and soul to everyone

Hopefully this answers your question. Take care

[ask-marios-apprentice]

New background picture of the SUPERS (Plus Whitney, Alice's wife)

I think it's supposed to be at an angle

This was a commission By @tomcateye

[ask-marios-apprentice]

The 99th anniversary SUPER celebration today was really amazing.

The Day begin with a small memorial related to some of the previous SUPERS.

Elizabeth and Uyoga (Rest in peace) would be proud of us today. And Winston however... They are missing but it's assumed that they're still...alive. Well, as alive as dry bones can be. I would consider them undead. But still I think it would be proud of us as well.

A person I know who is proud of us is Alice.

They were still on their Cruise when this was happening. But they sent a letter to us saying she wishes us well. She said that she might even want to meet me when she gets back from her Cruise.

After having the letter read. Mario gave a small speech on how we should remember the past, cherish the present, and pre pair for tomorrow.

I also got to say a few words.

"People, I am grateful to be your apprentice Mario. I look forward to protecting you In the future."

I know it's short. but it's also true. With all my heart. I look forward to being this world's SUPER and Protector.

The rest of the day was really Interesting.

There was a fair, an exhibit at the museum, and lots of other neat stuff.

I've got to go now. We are having the closing ceremony in a bit.

Garth signing (Don't tell any but next year's celebration might be even bigger, it is the centennial) Off.

[enockmaregesi]

Uyoga wa Kichawi: Uyoga wa Kichawi ni dawa ya kulevya yenye alkaloidi za kiindole, iliyoanza kutumika katika kipindi cha kabla ya kuzaliwa kwa Yesu Kristo Mwana wa Mungu (miaka 9,000 kabla ya kuzaliwa kwa Yesu Kristo), iliyokuwa ikitumika katika matambiko ya kifalme na kidini hata kabla ya kuandikwa kwa historia. Dawa hii husababisha furaha iliyochanganyikana na uwendawazimu, na ndiyo iliyoipa ushindi Denmaki katika vita yake ya Viking dhidi ya Uingereza mnamo mwaka 1016. Dawa hii imetumika katika kitabu cha Kolonia Santita, ikiwa mojawapo ya dawa za kulevya zilizolimwa na zilizosafirishwa na Kolonia Santita ulimwenguni kote. - -Enock Maregesi, mwandishi wa Kolonia Santita #uyoga #uyogawakichawi #magicmashrooms #denmark🇩🇰 #england🇬🇧 #koloniasantita #viking #vikings https://www.instagram.com/p/B1yKNPuBP17/?igshid=149g4a69kdkqs

[meldoodlesart]

One of our teacher. Catherine Engh @uyoganyc U! Yoga NYC. http://www.uyoganyc.com

[uyoga-claudiasmith]

Extract taken from B.K.S Iyengar's 'Light on Life' -

"Even hundreds of years before Patanjal wrote the Yoga Sutras, Indian Yogis were trying to see some pattern in the seemingly chaotic fluctuations of Nature. The infinite variety of natural phenomena gives an appearance of chaos, but, they asked, is it possible that the laws that govern the unending turbulance of nature are orderly and comprehensible? And if we can grasp how they work, would it not be possible for us to emerge from chaos into order? All games are meaningless if you do not know the rules. When you do, they can become very good fun. You still take a few knocks and loose a few games, but at least you are participating; you are playing the game. Yoga says you are playing the game with the body and the self. By playing you can observe the rules and by observing them you have a far better chance of success in life as well as gaining illumination and freedom."

B.K.S Iyengar, 'Light on Life'