#uzushi

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oh god uzu's height change from middle school to senior in high school seeing shiro at *least* once a month for updated measurements, more like once a week sometimes. because By God but shiro will keep all the elites including uzu in respectable fitted clothes, even if it means negative sleep hours cue one million horrible flirtatious comments about imagine seeing you here, come here often, wanna see how much i've grown (houka's inputting it all into a database-that-may-become-a-book of "how not to flirt")

[epochryphal]

uzushihou headcanons post

shihou is endgame ultimate always and forever BUT, adding an uzu can be fun. especially an uzu who’s rly into them

uzu is grey-ace and isn’t often attracted to people but when he is it’s a Big Deal and he devotes massive energy to courting them. but he’s also aro and a rly good sport abt them not being as into him, as long as he can affection at them

this is the premise of uzushi, in which shiro’s constantly like ‘…’ and uzu is increasingly demonstrative and it’s infinitely awkward but kind of endearing? shiro’s usually pro at shutting people down but it’s not working and also they don’t mind as much as usual. esply bc uzu totally respects shiro’s aceness and sensory processing. he’s mostly like “damn good-lookin” *dorky lean of extra height difference once he’s not a tiny middleschooler*

houka rly enjoys watching uzushi bc it’s presh as hell. in an oddly non-confusing way? it’s comfortable and so very familiar

meanwhile uzuhou is a mess of houka’s muddled quoi/grey feelings, and like always uzu is a gr8 source of Data and experiments, and a rly good sport about it all. houka can drop the nagging feeling that ey’s using somebody in a way that’ll backfire later. plus uzu wasn’t initially attracted to houka for awhile, just interested, so that’s even less pressurey

shiro’s feelings about uzuhou are “…*nod of approval.*” it makes sense and is safe, and is good for everyone. shiro doesn’t go out of their way to watch uzuhou interact, not their style, but they def ship it

annnd uzushihou oh god. shihou are the Primary Couple and uzu is the unicorn lol. he’s free to see other people and sometimes they go out on a double date (shihou with uzu-omiko probably)

but the most presh is the three of them together. movie night cuddles. shihou team taking care of sick uzu. hell, uzuhou team taking care of sick shiro. both shiro and houka having brains/dissociation problems and uzu being a v grounding and physical distraction. and w their powers combined there's nothing they can't do

also uzushihou triad doubledate with iraryumako *___*