#v soc

[jimmyandjerry]

"what don't i know about you?" to jimmy from archibald soc verse

“Uhh, well, I’ve never actually plumbed before. Does that make me a fraud?”

[junior-asparagus]

"do you remember what i told you last time?" (to edmund from his father the reverend)

“I don’t remember much, I’m afraid.” Edmund (thank u for telling me his name I forgor) coughed. “I’m just a sick little boy and I don’t have much time left. Hard for me to remember much of anything these days.”

[andimlarrythecucumber]

“On a scale from, ’I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying’ to ’I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst’, how much of an adult are you?” (to Milward from Daphne)

"Uhhhhh..." He paused nervously, "Well, I do have a job but..." shutters "Cavis usually, um, makes the phone calls."

[thecharliepincher]

“Are you meeting someone here? Because.. I think I’m that person.” (Bartlebey, Star of Christmas verse)

"You're.... the fella they sent me to meet?" Charlie questioned quizzically. He was technically supposed to be doing community service, but if this guy was going to do something else, he certainly wasn't opposed to it.

[madame-blueberry]

“I could kiss you right now!” to Effie from Cavis

"Oh, Mr. Apple Tart," Effie turned to hide the light blush coming to her cheeks, which may or may not have been noticeable due to all the other makeup she was wearing, "You should not say things you don't mean."

[missacmetha]

"what are you doing?" (to mrs achmeetha from daphne)

"Like, what are you doing?" Mrs. Acmetha shot Daphne a look.

[thevtbanker]

“You did WHAT?” (Star of Christmas verse)

The Banker froze knowing nobody would believe him. "I was taken from my bank on some sort of... very fast machine. And taken to a Christmas pageant." Oh, what a fool he appeared to be as he admired her hair.

[vtbathroomgirl]

“It’s not that you’re wrong, exactly, you’re just extremely not right.” (from Pierre Pickering)

"Is there a sadder sight?" She sung, of course, to the tune of Michael in the Bathroom which is crazy because in this verse that song hadn't come out yet so maybe I'm (Chewie) implying she wrote it. "Are you right, then?"