in the bathroom by herself

"The only reason they opened that orphanage was because they loved Easter so damn much." (From Egg Boy)

"Yeah! And what good did it do us?!"

"Right! I still don't know who my real father is, and now I've got an emotional dependency on eggs as a replacement for my parents!"

"Well, I'd rather it be Easter than Chr...Chri...Chris-" She can't even get the word out,

Egg Boy softened. He could sense the comma in the unfinished narrative. It hung in the air between them. “Yeah. Sorry, Bathroom Girl. Holidays are… bad, all around.”

"They are. They're stupid. I wish we never had holidays."

"The only reason they opened that orphanage was because they loved Easter so damn much." (From Egg Boy)

"Yeah! And what good did it do us?!"

"Right! I still don't know who my real father is, and now I've got an emotional dependency on eggs as a replacement for my parents!"

"Well, I'd rather it be Easter than Chr...Chri...Chris-" She can't even get the word out,

"The only reason they opened that orphanage was because they loved Easter so damn much." (From Egg Boy)

"Yeah! And what good did it do us?!"

is that the shirt you were wearing last time? (Bathroom girl)

"Well, yes," Egg Boy said, looking at his shirt. "I only have three shirts. I'm just a poor Dickensian-esque orphan, like you."

#me answering this a year and a half late in June #anyways lore job uwu

“Yeah, but, I thought for church they’d at least put you in something nicer. I got a new sleeve to sew on, figured they’d give you something too.”

What did Santa get you for Christmas, Bathroom Girl?

"Dead parents."

When you are young, they assume you know nothing (from bathroom girl)

“I mean, I don’t know nothing about anything. Or, anything about nothing? I know nothing except eggs. Like you know about bathrooms! They’re right for assuming.”

"But that's not nothing! That's a thing! Each!"

#that-egg-boy

divorced-loveyasparagus

"Hey, don't go to sleep. You probably have a concussion."(from bathroom girl)

Lovey stared at the strange child with the bathroom motif. Had she met the child before? There were so many questions. She was Lovey in the bathroom at a party, on the floor, and half regretting the beers. A bit confused, she asked, "Are you... my guardian angel?"

“I could be! If you wanted me to be.”

#divorced-loveyasparagus

"We should bake gingerbread." (From bathroom girl)

"Cool! Yeah! How... how do you bake gingerbread?"

“Hmm.” Bathroom Girl took a moment to think. “I guess you just find ginger and shove it in a loaf of bread?”

"The houseplants deserve tinsel too. Otherwise they'll get jealous of the tree." (from francois)

“You’re right!” Bathroom Girl gasped, the thought not even occurring to her. “Quick! Before they get mad and start planning revenge!”

coisblue

Fracois quickly pulls new tinsel from thin air. "On it, mademoiselle bathroom!"

“How’d you do that?!” She gasped.

#coisblue

"The houseplants deserve tinsel too. Otherwise they'll get jealous of the tree." (from francois)

“You’re right!” Bathroom Girl gasped, the thought not even occurring to her. “Quick! Before they get mad and start planning revenge!”

"Why even put candy canes on the tree? Aren't they supposed to be eaten?" (Eggboy)

“That’s what I’m saying! We’re orphans, I think! We need to eat!”

‘ fighting with you was like trying to solve a crossword and realizing there’s no right answer. ’ (bathroom girl)

Egg Boy contemplated what she was saying. Until now, he had been examining one of his painted eggs very thoughtfully. "We were fighting?" He asked, oblivious. "What were we fighting about? I was focused on my egg."

Bathroom Girl let out a deep, deep sigh. "That's exactly what we were fighting about! or I guess... just I was. I feel like you don't even listen to me anymore. You're too egg crazy."

“ we were dreamers not so long ago . ” (From Egg Boy, either verse)

"Yeah.... we were..." Bathroom Girl looked dreamily off into the distance. "What happened? Besides the whole. Santa killing my parents thing, I mean."

curses only have power when you believe them. and i don’t. (Egg-Boy) (SoC verse)

"What do you mean you don't believe them? The curse! It's real!"

Egg-Boy looked startled. "I thought it was just... a game between us. There's really a curse?"

"Yes!" Bathroom Girl gasped. "I can't believe you didn't know it was a real curse. I wouldn't joke about that."

#that egg boy #v soc

"i bet we even die on the same day." (bathroom girl main verse)

"You really think so, Bathroom Girl? Like a murder-suicide, or like... saving the world together?"

"Well, I was originally thinking murder-suicide. Who commits it doesn't really matter." She shrugged before looking off into the abyss dreamily, "But saving the world together could be nice too."

“If we’re dying together on the bathroom floor, or dying at the edge of the world trying to save it, it’s all the same to me, as long as we’re both going together. Then I never have to miss a moment with my favorite person, and I never have to be sad!”

"I'm just glad I won't have to be in the bathroom by myself when I go," She smiled, "But I agree! You're... you're my favorite person too, Egg Boy. And it means a lot to me that I'm yours."