#valentines fail

[globlingoober]

Went on a valentines date with my best friend today! It was very fun but I think it’s safe to say we are not meant to be partners. BFFs tho…. Yes✨

[bestworstideaever]

I spent my valentine’s day alone in bed with a migraine and if that doesn’t sum up how my love life’s been going I don’t know what does

[pmslweb]

Hilarious Valentines day guide Love is in the air PMSLweb

[failviewer]

THAT would be mean!

[soulvantes]

I guess it’s appropriate for valentines day lol. Inspired by Haim ^_^

[captainnimo]

This is why I'm never going to get laid ever again:

Tonight at dinner, my best friend at college that I hang out with all the time, so much so that we have a couple name of "Jilizabeth"... decided that it would be amusing to have someone sing 'o gram me a valentine of "I Kissed a Girl" in front of the entirely full cafeteria, on stage, with a microphone. All of the people that know Elizabeth and I are not dating, (and that I love boys and penises and all that jazz so much) laughed their heads off, plus most of the people in the caf, because, yes it was funny. But now my socially awkward self has even less of a chance of ever convincing the hot boys at my school that I am straight and single and wanting to date them if they aren't douchebags... If anything, it will just keep me away from all the gonoherpasyphilaids. That was my valentine's experience. :)

[dancinglampost-blog]

[uhlexaisme-blog]

Damn

I know we can't help it, but I feel like I'm being cheated out of the good stuff.