#valuci

[vellvettvamp]

“ʜᴏᴡ ʟᴀᴜɢʜᴀʙʟᴇ . ɪᴛ’s ᴀs ɪғ ɪ sᴛɪʟʟ ғᴇᴇʟ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴀɴᴅs .”

“ . . . ”

[petitprincess1]

Lucifer, mumbling to himself: What was that one dumb children's show that Charlie likes? Argh!

[Hours later in the middle of a meeting]

Valentino: All I'm asking for, appletini, is-

Lucifer, shouting in pure excitement: DRAGON TALES! Dragon tales, you guys!

Valentino: ....Well, I was gonna say dildos, but tails are a'ight.

[n1ghtmare-r]

AND AGAIN MEMES Maybe the translation will be a little later, not a fact